super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

@Bootyyyshaker9000, text

[soft_shelled]

This is very 2010's core.

[Very HOT MOMS IN YOUR AREA-esque.]

[hachikai]

[ Hello??? Who is this? Why is there someone else in the gongle engine?? ]

What does that mean?

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

Just go to the closest brothel and ask instead of annoying us with this.

[hachikai]

I wish I could be surprised you lot can't tell the difference between a courtesan and a prostitute.

[soft_shelled]

It means you're seeking HOT MOMS in YOUR AREA.

[He could explain that Sukuna isn't using the search engine, but no. Spicy turtle tonight.]

[zauneyete]

[ you're right, he doesn't??? ]

They serve the same function in the end, don't they? One has a few extra trappings to tack on the "respectable" title, but in the end, it's just the same thing, with a tidier bow.

[hachikai]

Having given birth before isn't a requirement but I wouldn't turn it down either I suppose.

[ Like seriously Donnie, why do you have to make it sound like a weird thing? ]

[soft_shelled]

[Because it IS a weird thing.]

You could always ask if someone on the base plays shogi too, might be cheaper.

[hachikai]

Sex with a fool would bore me to weeping. It's common sense.

[zauneyete]

And you think a whore is uneducated, do you?

[hachikai]

[ There's a long pause before: ]

Oh, you're serious.

[hachikai]

Considering how few of them know how to play Shogi or even Go these days?

Yes.

@BIG RICO

[judgementcrime]

[Clearly somebody with distinguished taste.]

Try looking for "big booby redheads" instead. You might get more results.

LMAO RICO NO

[hachikai]

Is that similar to the "big titty goth girls" that keep popping up on every physical ad in this city?

text, @risk

[kubricks]

[...buddy...]

I think your search might be having some technical difficulties.

[zauneyete]

Then you've never given them the credit they deserve.

Games can be learned by anyone. Fools, even. They are simply rules, and movements.

I've known many who are able to manipulate and direct alongside other leaders, and get them wrapped around their fingers with only a few words. Just because they didn't memorize the rules to your little games doesn't mean they are fools.

In fact, I've always found silly games rather foolish.

[hachikai]

You're not seeing the forest for the trees, little man.

I'd love to meet what you call "whores" who could wrap idiot leaders around their fingers. Anyone of cunning with and guile qualifies.

If you know of any, kindly direct them my way rather than pretending offense.

[hachikai]

[ yes makima hello ]

It seems so. My search has garnered the unwarranted opinions of the peanut gallery.

[soft_shelled]

I mean, yeah?

At least then if they suck you haven't wasted money on it.

[hachikai]

[ If his four eyes could roll any harder they'd probably have popped out of his head and hit the floor. ]

A proper courtesan would know how to entertain beyond that.

[judgementcrime]

Yeah. You got it, champ.

@KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ oh no ]}

You’re using the internet wrong.

_{[ his WELL ACTUALLY has gotten worse, sorry.. ]}

It’s okay. I did too at first. Can I help you?

[zauneyete]

Oh? Can't find them for yourself?

You clearly have no idea how to look on the ground, then.

Especially if you've never seen that happen. Where I'm from, many topsiders were done in by them. Just a few choice words, a little... extra attention, and it all comes crashing down.

Why should I make it easy for you, when you only have to take foot into one of them?

[soft_shelled]

Maybe.

But you'll probably have better luck searching for escorts, btw.

[kubricks]

My condolences.

These things happen from time to time. But usually more widespread.

[She's not saying it's operator error but...]