super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[soft_shelled]

I'm not that young either. I'm sixteen.

[Also he had to look up what a kendama is, and wow, rude.]

[hachikai]

Then do whatever it is the youth of your era are most inclined to do. I wouldn't know nor have adequate suggestions.

[ Sorry Donnie, he is just Like This. ]

[soft_shelled]

But I already am doing that, like right now.

[Gen Z, pissing away their lives on the internet.]

[hachikai]

[ bruh ]

Perhaps you should divert your attention elsewhere, child.

[soft_shelled]

You're not my dad.

[hachikai]

Thank heaven for that.