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両面宿儺 [Ryoumen Sukuna] ([personal profile] hachikai) wrote in [community profile] synnet2025-05-06 11:03 pm

super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]


Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area


[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]


Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me


[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]
kubricks: (I pity you as I would the village idiot)

text, @risk

[personal profile] kubricks 2025-05-07 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...buddy...]

I think your search might be having some technical difficulties.
kubricks: (where exactly are we going... exactly?)

[personal profile] kubricks 2025-05-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
My condolences.

These things happen from time to time. But usually more widespread.


[She's not saying it's operator error but...]
kubricks: (Flying Padre)

[personal profile] kubricks 2025-05-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It has its uses.

[When used correctly.]

Though even if your searches went through I don't know how well it would work for finding those.
kubricks: (I'm afraid I can't do that)

[personal profile] kubricks 2025-05-11 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not?

I don't think I'm what you're looking for, but you likely could do worse.
kubricks: (where exactly are we going... exactly?)

[personal profile] kubricks 2025-05-11 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Room 8, but I wouldn't mind going somewhere. And it goes poorly we can go our separate ways.

[Never mind that their rooms are both in the same section of the base.]