ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@anonymoushorse

[gavehead]

Looking for friends on base.
Give me recommendations.

_{[ nobody can ever know he posted this, it will ruin his cool guy facade.. ]}

@anonymousspider

[vivisexual]

Wouldn't who'd be a good friend depend on you and what you're looking for?

[gavehead]

You could say that.
You could also say there are baseline standards for someone who is just a good friend.
People who are trustworthy. People who wouldn't do you dirty. People who are kind and see kindness in others. People who are loyal. People who practice patience and understand that others have flaws.

Though, if you want me to narrow down to specifics, I do have an exhaustive list.

[vivisexual]

Well I could certainly list a handful pf people who I think are very nice and reliable.

But what if you're ill intentioned and looking for people who would be easy to take advantage of?

[gavehead]

You're free to think that.
I could also just be a sad sack of shit who has trouble making friends. Maybe both.

Guess you'll never know.

[vivisexual]

Hmm

Well, I think I could list a few that wouldn't let someone take advantage of them like that. Would you like me to?

[gavehead]

Sure. Lay it on me.

_{[ though, he's also highly aware this person could be recommendations the absolutely shittiest people to befriend, but he's just content to gather information. ]}

[vivisexual]

Miss Jessica is very kind and caring even though she has a sharp temper. Plus if anyone tried to hurt her, I'd kill them.

Kuzunoha and Itadori also both seem very nice and also capable of defending themselves.

And then myself, of course.

[He says, on anon.]

[gavehead]

_{[ Oh. He knows Raidou. Already a big fan of that guy, so this guy must be telling the truth. Taking notes.. Jessica and Itadori. ]}

Yeah? What makes you a good friend?

[vivisexual]

I'll only torture you if you agree to it.

[gavehead]

Now that's the exceptional friendship quality I love to see.

[vivisexual]

Finally someone who appreciates my good qualities.

[gavehead]

What can I say.
It's not everyday you come across someone who has mastered the refined art of sadomasochism. Not like anyone who is vanilla could possibly understand the profound workings of BDSM.

We love a consent king.

[vivisexual]

[HELP]






Hi, my name is Yugamu.

[He wants to be friends now.]

[gavehead]

_{[ success. ]}

Hey.

You sure you want to go off anon like that after saying that stuff?

[vivisexual]

The people here know what I'm about.

@curse

[gimu]

[ anonymous is annoying. hell with it. ]

ok.
i have an in with the cat people in neo-tokyo.

[gavehead]

How did you end up with that sweet gig?

[gimu]

i have given them a lot of business over the last year and now i am what they call a regular.

the cats still do not like me but that’s fine.

[gavehead]

Any possible idea why?

[gimu]

i am a curse
or
no
not fully human is a better term.
but they tolerate me in the same building, which is good progress.

[gavehead]

Being completely human ain't so hot shit itself.
Don't beat yourself up over it too much.

From my understanding, cats are just like that. I wouldn't know from experience. I've never met one.

[gimu]

that’s just sad.
the not meeting a cat, i mean.

very well.
when i return we are going to the cat cafe.
prepare yourself for the 14th.

[gavehead]

Oh, I am preparing as we speak.
Stuffing my pants with balls of yarn and lighting up a joint of catnip.
Snoop Dogg would be proud.
Or like, Snoop Catt at this point.

[gimu]

[ ah, new terminology. ]

i understand your excitement but do not commit arson