ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[vivisexual]

[Hm. Fascinating. No one has the initials "DS" except... one new person.]

I see. Can you tell The master puppeteer when he gets back that I'd love to fight him to the death in place of those robots?

[He won't go right out and say his name in front of everyone, but he will make it clear he put two and two together and read Dirk's syndata profile.]

[gavehead]

_{[ Impressive deduction skills. ]}

Sure thing. I can pass that message along. I am sure he will like that. Maybe a little bit too much.

I know I would, and I am basically him. Alas, I don't have arms to fight you with, or a steaming hot body for that matter.

[vivisexual]

[IT WASN'T HARD.]

Such is the woes of a ghost in the machine, I suppose.

[gavehead]

Man, ain't that the truth.

I couldn't help but notice the previous conversation. It seems DS might have left you rather high and dry (or wet, even?)

Am I interrupting something? Some kind of roleplay?

[vivisexual]

Hm, I suppose you could say that. More of an exploration than a proper session of such things, though, I think.

[gavehead]

I see.

I hope you will invite me if anything like that ever occurs. The more the merrier, as they say. I do love a good roleplay session. Consensually, of course. We love a consent king.

_{[ hello what ]}

Is there a reason why you are wanting to fight with him?

[vivisexual]

Because it would be really hot.

1/2

[gavehead]

2/2

[gavehead]

Understood.

I can confirm for a fact with my highly advanced technology and data information, that yes, there is a 100% chance that it would be "really hot."

That is a great reason for wanting to try and kill another person.

Would you like to give me your itinerary so I can arrange this fight with DS according to his schedule?

[vivisexual]

No

I think it would be more exhilarating if he doesn't know when I'm coming.

[gavehead]

Oh. You're not one to say when you're coming.

I see.

Is there anything else I can help you with, Yugamu?

[vivisexual]

Do you have a name for yourself, Mr Auto-responder?

[gavehead]

_{[ Oh my. People never ask about him. It's always the other guy. The human one with a body. ]}

I do.
It's Lil Hal.

[vivisexual]

[He's very polite of course he's going to ask for a name. AI can have names!!!]

Okay~ Then I'll talk to you again another time, Lil Hal ♥

🎀

[gavehead]

Of course, Yugamu.
Hugs and kisses. But in a bro-like way.