ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[vivisexual]

[Just???? Lay it all out like that????]

You want me to bear it all??? Out in front of everyone???

[gavehead]

What's the big?
I thought everyone already knew what you were about.

You just being coy now? I think you're just being coy now.

[vivisexual]

I'm shy.

No one's ever actually asked me for that before!!

[gavehead]

Obviously you're just meeting all the wrong people, then.

[vivisexual]

You really want to know? You're not just teasing me?

1/2

[gavehead]

Come on. You are seriously edging me here.

Hold it. Let me change the ambience a bit.

🔒 PRIVATE.

[gavehead]

_{[ time to lock this thread for shy little Yugamu. ]}

There. That better?

cw: descriptions of surgery, body horror

[vivisexual]

[His maiden heart....]

In that case...

First I'd have to fight you into submission! Once I had you restrained, I'd administer a general anesthetic. While it was taking effect, I'd make several shallow incisions in your skin, just enough to make it sting and not sever the fascia.

Then, once you were fully numbed, I'd make a midline incision so I could look at your organs!

[gavehead]

_{[ Oh. He has got a lively one, apparently. Goddamn. ]}

And here I thought you would be into some fucked up shit like holding hands.

[vivisexual]

[He said torture what did you expect, Dirk!!!]

Oh

That would be nice too!!!!

[gavehead]

Holy shit.
We got a fucked up guy over here. I draw the line at hand holding, man. My cheeks are red. I can't believe you're into that sort of thing.

[vivisexual]

Don't tease me! You'll get me more worked up than I already am.

[gavehead]

Ok.
Let's back up a little bit, before things get too lewd here in the hand holding territory.

After you cut someone open (professionally and with consent) then what happens?

[vivisexual]

Well, if it wasn't someone I knew well, I think I'd just sew them back up at that point.

Cracking the ribs is a bit extreme given how long it takes to heal, and besides I don't think I could touch the organs of someone I wasn't devoted to, you know? It's too intimate for a casual encounter.

[THE REST IS WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF A CASUAL ENCOUNTER???]

[gavehead]

There really is something poetic about trusting someone enough to allow them to dismember and see you back together, I'll give you that.

What about you? On the receiving end of all of that.

[vivisexual]

Of course! I go both ways! As long as they know what they're doing, of course.

But yes, that's exactly it! Most people don't understand the appeal. It's another sort of intimacy.

[gavehead]

Like I said, they don't understand.

Ever done all of this stuff before? You know, with consent, of course.

[vivisexual]

You think I'm the kind of guy to kiss and tell?

[YUGAMU YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY STRANGERS TO EACH OTHER]

[gavehead]

It's cool if you haven't. You don't have to name names.

[vivisexual]

Well I did open up two of my friends chest cavities but that was for more constructive purposes.

[gavehead]

Ngl, that's kind of dope.

[vivisexual]

It was really fun! I was glad they trusted me. And it allowed our plan to go off without a hitch.

[gavehead]

I've done some drastic things before where I needed to trust my friends fully and entirely. Kind of exciting in a weird way I guess.

But reassuring to know that they came through for me.

_{[ the whole universe kind of depended on it. ]}

[vivisexual]

Exactly!! I think that sort of human connection is what makes life worth living. We were born to make those sort of u breakable bonds with eachother as a species.

[gavehead]

_{[ you know what, weird surgical kid is alright. ]}

I'd tell you what drastic thing I did, but I have a feeling it might excite you a little too much.

Like a one way, no stop ticket down to Bonercity. I can't really have that on my conscious.

But it definitely involves dismemberment.