ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[gavehead]

Like I said, they don't understand.

Ever done all of this stuff before? You know, with consent, of course.

[vivisexual]

You think I'm the kind of guy to kiss and tell?

[YUGAMU YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY STRANGERS TO EACH OTHER]

[gavehead]

It's cool if you haven't. You don't have to name names.

[vivisexual]

Well I did open up two of my friends chest cavities but that was for more constructive purposes.

[gavehead]

Ngl, that's kind of dope.

[vivisexual]

It was really fun! I was glad they trusted me. And it allowed our plan to go off without a hitch.

[gavehead]

I've done some drastic things before where I needed to trust my friends fully and entirely. Kind of exciting in a weird way I guess.

But reassuring to know that they came through for me.

_{[ the whole universe kind of depended on it. ]}

[vivisexual]

Exactly!! I think that sort of human connection is what makes life worth living. We were born to make those sort of u breakable bonds with eachother as a species.

[gavehead]

_{[ you know what, weird surgical kid is alright. ]}

I'd tell you what drastic thing I did, but I have a feeling it might excite you a little too much.

Like a one way, no stop ticket down to Bonercity. I can't really have that on my conscious.

But it definitely involves dismemberment.

[vivisexual]

You can't just say there was dismemberment and refuse to elaborate!!!

[gavehead]

_{[ this is so fucking amusing to him. ]}

Beg for it and maybe I will.

[vivisexual]

[BEG FOR IT..... THE COGS IN FETISHES YUGAMU'S BRAIN ARE TURNING AT WARP SPEED.]

How uncouth of you, asking me to beg when we haven't even met!! I don't even know your name...

I can't just go showing my belly to any person that dangles a good story at me, you must understand!!!

[gavehead]

Yeah. That's me. A complete and utter rascal. A hooligan, even.

Guess you'll never know those sweet, sweet gory deets. The carnage. The blood. The sloppy make out session that ensued afterward.

[vivisexual]

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I simply can't! What would I tell my parents if they found out I got on all fours before even a proper first date?

[gavehead]

_{[ oh this is just, sooooo good. Of course, Dirk isn't lying about something drastic that he did that involved dismemberment and a make out session (?) but like, this is just so good. He can't resist drawing it out. ]}

Beats me, man. Only you can choose the paths you take in life, you know.

Take all the time you need. I'll be hear, sparing you all the arousing details.

[vivisexual]

[This is bullying. You are bullying Yugamu, Dirk. Cruel.]

I think I need to take a walk to get my head straight before I decide anything. I can't make a decision like this with my little Yugamu.

[gavehead]

_{[ nice ]}

I understand. It's a pretty big decision. Wouldn't want to do anything too hasty, I guess.

hours later

[vivisexual]

How exactly do you want me to beg for it?

[gavehead]

_{[ The response is instant, as if pre-programmed: ]}

It seems you have reached DS's chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 9X% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now.

How can I help you today?

[vivisexual]

[Hm. Fascinating. No one has the initials "DS" except... one new person.]

I see. Can you tell The master puppeteer when he gets back that I'd love to fight him to the death in place of those robots?

[He won't go right out and say his name in front of everyone, but he will make it clear he put two and two together and read Dirk's syndata profile.]

[gavehead]

_{[ Impressive deduction skills. ]}

Sure thing. I can pass that message along. I am sure he will like that. Maybe a little bit too much.

I know I would, and I am basically him. Alas, I don't have arms to fight you with, or a steaming hot body for that matter.

[vivisexual]

[IT WASN'T HARD.]

Such is the woes of a ghost in the machine, I suppose.

[gavehead]

Man, ain't that the truth.

I couldn't help but notice the previous conversation. It seems DS might have left you rather high and dry (or wet, even?)

Am I interrupting something? Some kind of roleplay?

[vivisexual]

Hm, I suppose you could say that. More of an exploration than a proper session of such things, though, I think.

[gavehead]

I see.

I hope you will invite me if anything like that ever occurs. The more the merrier, as they say. I do love a good roleplay session. Consensually, of course. We love a consent king.

_{[ hello what ]}

Is there a reason why you are wanting to fight with him?