ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@/anonymousnyancat

[cranekin]

CURRENTLY RANKING:

TOP 10 MOST LIKELY TO WIN AGAINST A GIANT BEAR

[cranekin]

Hunter
Dearka
Lucy
Yzak
Dr. Ratio
Cloud
Power
Denji
Geto
Fujino

@anonymouskitty

[thefinalpower]

SLANDER!!

I have it on authority that Power has slain MANY a bear, and should be placed at the top of the list!

WHO *HAS* WON AGAINST A GIANT BEAR | @anonymousDeer

[sanguivorous]

Astarion

@anonymousninja

[soft_shelled]

Half these people would be eaten by the bear.

Esp. Hunter, you have seen that guy right?

[not here]

[asagami]

[She'll be found in the halls looking quite pleased, though. And a tad slightly sadistic upon closer inspection]

@macarons, text—

[rikugan]

hey why arent i on this list?

TOP 10 MOST LIKELY TO CRASH OUT PUTTING TOGETHER IK*A FURNITURE

[cranekin]

Yato
Hiyori
Raleigh
Nanami
Kaede
Godzilla
Leonardo
Tsurumaru
Harumasa
Athrun

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

why us, huh?! I'm great at repairs and handiwork! and Hiyori made me a shrine, even, so!!

@ Neon Leon

[makesascene]

Really reaching for this one, huh?

10 WORST POETS

[cranekin]

Choso
Megumi
Aki
Todoroki
Tezcatlipoca
Shinn
Hikaru
Muramasa
Toji
Yesod

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

lo, speaks a man masked,
holds his gilded head yet high,
sings his verse empty.

@curse

[gimu]

yes this is true
but muramasa is far older and much more poetic

@nice toy

[fursuit]

first of all this is a weird category

second of all bullshit!

my culture was known for poetry so obviously I get the goods outta that too. I'm fantastic with poetry

@anonymousoctopus

[fursuit]

https://synflux.dreamwidth.org/47889.html?thread=23538449#cmt23538449

lol

[ it's a link to one of muramasa's poems, at laure's request ♥ ]

10 OUTSIDERS TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR FAMILY

[cranekin]

Yugamu
Raidou
Raphael
Gojo
Aventurine
Ereshkigal
Silco
Donatello
Vash
Astarion

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

Huh??? Why me???

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, if your family is used to meeting freaks maybe.

@thepaleelf

[sanguivorous]

I honestly cannot tell if this is supposed to be complimentary or derogatory.

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

replace gojo-sensei with itadori yuji or okkotsu yuta-senpai.

@macarons, text—

[rikugan]

whose family am i gonna get introduced to?
yours?

@R.A.P.H

[redangelofpreventingharm]

awww i'd love to meet the family!

10 MOST LIKELY TO LOSE TO AN ARMY OF GEESE

[cranekin]

Kaga
Bakugo
Daybit
Jessica
Shirou
Dante
Kadaj
Taryon
Izuku
Vergilius

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

Why am I even on here? I can fight plenty of geese!

10 OUTSIDERS WHO WOULD SAY THEY'D SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (and wouldn't)

[cranekin]

Yuta
Gilgamesh
Cagalli
Vergilius
Power
Cloud
Toji
Hiyori
Gojo
Yesod