ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

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10 OUTSIDERS TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR FAMILY

[cranekin]

Yugamu
Raidou
Raphael
Gojo
Aventurine
Ereshkigal
Silco
Donatello
Vash
Astarion

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

Huh??? Why me???

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, if your family is used to meeting freaks maybe.

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

Surely any family would be happy to meet an intelligent and ambitious young man such as yourself.

[soft_shelled]

Most humans aren't so accepting of the whole, not human thing, that the rest doesn't matter.

[vivisexual]

Well that's just stupid. If they're that close minded they don't deserve to meet you.

[soft_shelled]

[Well the sentiment is nice, Donnie knows how the world works.]

If you say so.

[vivisexual]

I do. You know me, I'm hardly everyone's cup of tea myself. But I'd rather only be accepted by the few that like me as I am than be accepted by many by pretending to be someone I'm not.

[soft_shelled]

Yes well... I have my brothers, and a few folks who tolerate me here, that's all that matters, yes.

[vivisexual]

Right!! I'm glad we're friends (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[Whether Donnie likes it or not.]

[soft_shelled]

[What.]

... You barely know me.

[vivisexual]

Well I know you enough to know I want to learn more about you! I think that's enough to be friends.

[soft_shelled]

Are you sure it's not just because you want to vivisect me?

[vivisexual]

That's just one of many ways I could get to know you better (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[soft_shelled]

Not happening. 🙅

[vivisexual]

Suit yourself.

[soft_shelled]

I will, thank you.

@thepaleelf

[sanguivorous]

I honestly cannot tell if this is supposed to be complimentary or derogatory.

@kon, text.

[shadowban]

replace gojo-sensei with itadori yuji or okkotsu yuta-senpai.

@macarons, text—

[rikugan]

whose family am i gonna get introduced to?
yours?

@R.A.P.H

[redangelofpreventingharm]

awww i'd love to meet the family!