ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@anonymousstork

[immortalpoet]

my secret is that my name is vergilius and this is stupid. go get a tabloid if you want gossip

[vivisexual]

Goodness, no one's making you read it if you're not interested!

But how ungrateful, we complimented you and everything.

[immortalpoet]

knowing you (if this is who i think it is) you're the type to say it to my face so its not half as fun

[vivisexual]

[Not confirming but also not denying;]

Oh? Did you want me to say it to your face, Mr Vergilius?

[immortalpoet]

it might fluff my ego a bit but you know. who knows

[vivisexual]

Tell me where you are and I'll come flatter you to your face right now (⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ

[immortalpoet]

would you really




never mind of course you would

[vivisexual]

You say that like it's something unusual?

[powderkegs]

did you anon post as yourself.

did you forget how to log on.

[immortalpoet]

i know how the internet works thanks i just think this is a waste of time

[powderkegs]

if you know how it works then why are you being dumb.

[immortalpoet]

i'm a rebel who likes sticking it to the man

[powderkegs]

oh fergy. is that what you think you're doing?

pat pat.

[immortalpoet]

are you trying to cuck me out of a good time miss jinx

[he is absolutely using that word in the same way dads use gen z words wrong on purpose to make kids cringe]

1/???

[powderkegs]

[powderkegs]

[powderkegs]

@anonymousrat :]

[zauneyete]

Someone sounds annoyed. It couldn't be because they're talking about you, is it?

[immortalpoet]

no i see this all the time at home actually

[zauneyete]

[ 🧍‍♂️ every time he remembers verg has fans back home ]

Oh, right. Of course you do. Which is good reason to tell them all how foolish they are then, yes?

Quite the public service you're doing for them, reminding them all how foolish they are.

[immortalpoet]

oh yes i'm just a tired helpless old man what do you want from me

[zauneyete]

Tired and helpless, is it? LILITH really picked the best of the best when they chose old men like you, didn't they?

[immortalpoet]

what can i say i'm just LILITH's special guy

@anonymouspenguin

[curingidiocy]

It's just a bit of harmless fun, isn't it? I'd like to think we all know each other well enough to tell who's saying what anyway

[immortalpoet]

sure. fun. if you like people talking about you anyways