ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[vivisexual]

I think there's beauty in everyone, yes.

Would you prefer more specific compliments then?

[immortalpoet]

what specific ones could you even come up with we've met like once

[vivisexual]

Oh I can think of three off the top of my head.

But if I say them now they won't be as effective when I tell you them in person.

[immortalpoet]

hm



now you got me curious honestly

[vivisexual]

Tell me where you are, then (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[immortalpoet]

okay

the cafeteria

-> action, the least anon you can be.

[vivisexual]

[Sure enough it's Yugamu who promptly shows up. Hi peepaw.]

Mr. Vergilius! Did you want me to say all three at once or one at a time?

[immortalpoet]

[hi horny questionable young man]

[He is folding his arms, unimpressed.]

Let's go one by one.

[so he can criticize them, honestly]

[vivisexual]

[Hello stepfather.]

Okay~ First off, you have great gap moe with how stern and serious you are to cover up being a nice guy deep down.

[immortalpoet]

Gap. Moe?

[vivisexual]

Yes! It's a term for the appeal created by the gap in two contrasting elements of someone's personality.

[immortalpoet]

That's stupid.

[BLUNT]

[vivisexual]

Just because something isn't to your taste doesn't make it stupid, Mr. Vergilius.

[immortalpoet]

Yeah, well, I can say what I want.

[SO!!!]

Also. I'm not nice.

[vivisexual]

You are. You bought me dinner and kept me company even though you didn't enjoy it. A mean person wouldn't do that.

[immortalpoet]

It's because I didn't want you to get more annoying. I was heading you off.

[vivisexual]

[Sir. Please.]

You could have just left, though? We'd already completely the work we had to do.

[immortalpoet]

You would have followed me, no doubt.

[GRUMBLEGRUMBLE]

What's the next compliment.

[vivisexual]

[He's counting that as a concession. Point Yugamu.]

Your red eyes are extremely striking, and you have a glare that says you could kill me without even breaking a sweat.

[This is a compliment in Yugamu's mind.]

[immortalpoet]

And that's a compliment. Okay. Next you'll say the sky is blue.

[vivisexual]

Ah, I see I was unclear. I think it's sexy that you can say that with just a glance.

[You forced him to spell it out.]

[immortalpoet]

[...]

Yeah, you would do well in the City. Next.

[vivisexual]

[Note to self ask Verg about this City later.]

Some might call it stubbornness, but I think being self assured enough that you stick to your guns no matter what other people say is admirable. You don't seem like the type who could easily be pressured into doing something you didn't want to do.

[immortalpoet]

Hm. That's the best one so far.

[And very levelheaded and logical instead of SEXY or HANDSOME]

So, essentially. One out of three. Not passing, but acceptable.

[vivisexual]

[Wow he called you NICE and SEXY in that order, not handsome.

Yugamu's expression is something of a pout.]

How do the other two not count!?