ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[zauneyete]

[ 🧍‍♂️ every time he remembers verg has fans back home ]

Oh, right. Of course you do. Which is good reason to tell them all how foolish they are then, yes?

Quite the public service you're doing for them, reminding them all how foolish they are.

[immortalpoet]

oh yes i'm just a tired helpless old man what do you want from me

[zauneyete]

Tired and helpless, is it? LILITH really picked the best of the best when they chose old men like you, didn't they?

[immortalpoet]

what can i say i'm just LILITH's special guy

[zauneyete]

I suppose you are, since they keep you around despite your... oh what was it? Tired and helpless demeanor?

Perhaps they just like keeping around a cantankerous old man to see how often you tell them to settle down. Someone has to.

[immortalpoet]

well if they need another cantankerous old man we do have silco

i guess he can take over if i get lazy

[zauneyete]

You think he would?

Don't get me wrong, I hear he's plenty cantankerous, but he might take some convincing if you're asking him to take over for you, don't you think?

[immortalpoet]

its alright

i know how to convince him

[zauneyete]

Oh you do, do you?

[ jesus christ ]

Well, far be it from me to refute you. I'm sure you know what you're doing.

not here

[vivisexual]

[Oh. He sees now.]

also not here

[immortalpoet]

[stop Looking]

still not here

[vivisexual]

[THIS IS HIS POST?]

also ALSO not here

[zauneyete]

[ NO...THING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG ]

lol

[vivisexual]

[Thing to see here indeed.]

[misclassed]

[ If you can believe it, they have gay knives too. ]

[vivisexual]

[As we all should.]

[immortalpoet]

of course i do

so stand back and let an expert do their work

[zauneyete]

By all means, I'm sure your expertise will yield dividends, surely.

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[immortalpoet]

will you cheer me on in my grand endeavor then

[zauneyete]

Why, if you need my support to embolden you, then it is yours, of course.