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[curingidiocy]

[ This sure is a unique network post. You might even think it's some sort of spam message, until you look carefully and see that it is indeed sent by one of the Outsiders on base, one (1) Veritas Ratio. Still.... ]

Notice of Examination Period: May 13-14

On May 13-14, students will be undergoing written exams to assess their level of knowledge in certain subjects. The exams will be taking place in a cordoned section of the cafeteria during this period. Please refrain from entering the cafeteria if unnecessary, and keep noise levels to a minimum. There will be no restrictions during lunch period.

Below is the schedule of exams; plan your trips accordingly.


May 13
8:00-9:30 AM: Mathematics - Arithmetic, Geometry, Trigonometry, Algebra
10:00-11:30 AM: Mathematics - Statistics & Probability
1:30-3:00 PM: Mathematics - Calculus
3:30-5:00 PM: Economics

May 14
8:00-9:30 AM: Physics
10:00-11:30 AM: Chemistry
1:30-3:00 PM: Biology
3:30-5:00 PM: Environmental Sciences


These exams are diagnostic tests meant to inform further learning. Should you have an interest in educating yourself, direct your inquiries to me. The cut-off for requesting participation in these exams is 8 PM tonight.

Dr. Ratio
Professor, University of Veritas Prime
Intelligentsia Guild
Academic Representative of the Interastral Peace Corporation

Comments

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[originbullets]

( Well. It's not every day a post on the network catches his attention in such a way. He doesn't have much of a use for Ratio's services, not really. But he cannot help but lend ideas to flesh out the curriculum. )

Would you have any use for another tutor?
I may be able to lend my expertise.

@vessel

[eyescar]

👍😨😭

✌️✌️✌️

@onestepforward

[ignoreher]

[ exams...... ]

Sooooooooo what year bracket is this for, Professor? Is it just high school, or higher education, or...

@kijyo

[saudadist]

what reading level is required?

@greatvalue

[newphew]

Yes! I love exmas!Please let me participate!

is that all of them? No battle classes? Magic?Potions?Abominations?

Are we going to have to find our way out of a maze with deadly traps??

[ so normal.... ]

@hearse

[wheft]

Wow. I certainly don't miss this at all.

[ tone may not be conveyed well in text, but ishmael may be a touch nostalgic despite being exasperated for the most part. ]

@ice snap

[bowtography]

Geez, you wasted no time...

[gundemn]

you can't be serious

@crow

[laevateinns]

The subjects certainly seem somewhat skewed.

@duke

[frostfist]

[ these code names are getting out of control ]

Interastral Peace Corporation.... You must be familiar with the Astral Express then.

[ sorry doc, he's not here for class. ]