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[curingidiocy]

[ This sure is a unique network post. You might even think it's some sort of spam message, until you look carefully and see that it is indeed sent by one of the Outsiders on base, one (1) Veritas Ratio. Still.... ]

Notice of Examination Period: May 13-14

On May 13-14, students will be undergoing written exams to assess their level of knowledge in certain subjects. The exams will be taking place in a cordoned section of the cafeteria during this period. Please refrain from entering the cafeteria if unnecessary, and keep noise levels to a minimum. There will be no restrictions during lunch period.

Below is the schedule of exams; plan your trips accordingly.


May 13
8:00-9:30 AM: Mathematics - Arithmetic, Geometry, Trigonometry, Algebra
10:00-11:30 AM: Mathematics - Statistics & Probability
1:30-3:00 PM: Mathematics - Calculus
3:30-5:00 PM: Economics

May 14
8:00-9:30 AM: Physics
10:00-11:30 AM: Chemistry
1:30-3:00 PM: Biology
3:30-5:00 PM: Environmental Sciences


These exams are diagnostic tests meant to inform further learning. Should you have an interest in educating yourself, direct your inquiries to me. The cut-off for requesting participation in these exams is 8 PM tonight.

Dr. Ratio
Professor, University of Veritas Prime
Intelligentsia Guild
Academic Representative of the Interastral Peace Corporation

Comments

@kijyo

[saudadist]

what reading level is required?

[curingidiocy]

Ideally, you should be reading at twelfth grade level, but as these exams are diagnostic, failing to understand certain terminology will be inevitable. The exams have been written to assess knowledge on each subject from eighth grade to first year undergraduate level.

[saudadist]

oh

next time then I guess

[ That time limit would easily be half her reading the instructions, she's certain. ]

[curingidiocy]

If you are interested, I am willing to arrange accommodations, including orally delivering the exam should that be required. It will have to occur on an alternate date, however.

[saudadist]

[ She almost writes out "oh" again but stops herself. ]

that would work, if you have the time
my schedule is very flexible

[curingidiocy]

Perhaps from the 15th to the 18th? You will be allotted more time to complete your exams as a part of the accommodations.

[saudadist]

works for me
sounds fun

[ She's mostly(?) kidding, but she's never really taken a proper exam so it'll be an experience for sure. ]

[curingidiocy]

Excellent. I will see you then.

[ But little do they know... ]