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[curingidiocy]

[ This sure is a unique network post. You might even think it's some sort of spam message, until you look carefully and see that it is indeed sent by one of the Outsiders on base, one (1) Veritas Ratio. Still.... ]

Notice of Examination Period: May 13-14

On May 13-14, students will be undergoing written exams to assess their level of knowledge in certain subjects. The exams will be taking place in a cordoned section of the cafeteria during this period. Please refrain from entering the cafeteria if unnecessary, and keep noise levels to a minimum. There will be no restrictions during lunch period.

Below is the schedule of exams; plan your trips accordingly.


May 13
8:00-9:30 AM: Mathematics - Arithmetic, Geometry, Trigonometry, Algebra
10:00-11:30 AM: Mathematics - Statistics & Probability
1:30-3:00 PM: Mathematics - Calculus
3:30-5:00 PM: Economics

May 14
8:00-9:30 AM: Physics
10:00-11:30 AM: Chemistry
1:30-3:00 PM: Biology
3:30-5:00 PM: Environmental Sciences


These exams are diagnostic tests meant to inform further learning. Should you have an interest in educating yourself, direct your inquiries to me. The cut-off for requesting participation in these exams is 8 PM tonight.

Dr. Ratio
Professor, University of Veritas Prime
Intelligentsia Guild
Academic Representative of the Interastral Peace Corporation

Comments

[ignoreher]

Nope! I'm good! I am a university student and I'm barely making by as it is! You can count on me not being around at all, unless to help pass out water and stuff during the exam period!





[ whew!!!!!!!!! ]

[curingidiocy]

[ You've just piqued his curiosity even more, Malkuth. See the titles he signed off with? University professor. That's his real job. ]

What is the subject of your study? Perhaps I could offer supplementary lessons if you are struggling.

[ignoreher]

[ yeah she realized it was a mistake after she sent it. ]

Architecture and the engineering that goes with it. My main issues are the general classes, actually -- it's been a long time since I was in an educational institution, and so I've been playing catch up since I woke up here a few months ago.

[ along with LILITH's occasional demands and her own hobbies and whatnot, ]

[curingidiocy]

I have expertise in engineering, mathematics, physics, biology and philosophy, among others. I would be able to provide tutoring in any of these subjects, should you require the aid.

[ignoreher]

[ .............

it would be useful......... and he is offering........ he seems like a nice person..... ]

You sure are talented, Professor! If you really don't mind, then I'd be glad to take you up on that offer. We'll figure out how I can repay you later.

[curingidiocy]

[ He's picking up so many students already! It pleases him, even if he's been relegated to teaching the very basics of each subject instead of the high level courses he usually teaches. ]

If it were a bother, I would not offer.

A forewarning: though I may be simply tutoring you, I am a strict teacher. Do not expect me to go easy on you.

[ignoreher]

That's fine! I'm not the fastest learner, but I'll work hard to make up for that -- you won't see me throwing in the towel.

So, are all those titles things from back home? You sound like a pretty important person.

[curingidiocy]

That is correct. I am a tenured professor at the University of Veritas Prime, a high-ranking member of the Intelligenstia Guild, and often represent and advise the IPC on various matters, as the Intelligentsia Guild and the IPC share a close relationship. It would not be a stretch to say my words bear a significant amount of weight.

That is why I expect you to do your best under my tutelage. My time is precious, as is yours.

[ignoreher]

[ oh he's like



Important important. not that the titles and words themselves matter here, but malkuth knows how and when to give respect where it's due. ]

I promise, I won't be wasting it no more than you will be wasting mine! As long as you can be a little patient with me anyway.

I'm Malkuth, the Patron Librarian of the Floor of History at the Library back home, though there's not a single use for it here unlike your own list! Especially since... well... pretty much every book is digital now, and this world has a history I'm only beginning to scratch at. It'll be an honor to study under you, sir!

[curingidiocy]

So long as you work hard, I too will spare no effort in teaching you.

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Malkuth. Your title is no less respectable than mine, for you are a curator of knowledge, and the past is a valuable source of information that may be used to understand the future, should it be fully understood. It is unnecessary to debase yourself.

Think of your arrival to this planet as an opportunity to learn more about the universe as a whole. Various civilizations exist across the cosmos, each leaving their own impact upon the past and steering the future onto a path of their own making. Perhaps what you learn here will recontextualize what you know of your own planet's history.