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[gavehead]

Hey. It’s Dirk.
I am doing a flash sale on tattoos. Check them out. The theme is “Queer Coded Symbols of the Early 2000’s.” They are 7,500K a piece.

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Also a special on piercings if you are interested. 15% off.
I work at a little place called Pimp My Hide. Ask for Guy Fieri. That's my civilian name, unfortunately. You can book an appointment through me. I can also do requests if you have something else in mind.

Later.

Comments

@neonleon

[makesascene]

Didn't think Jigsaw counted as queer coded personally. Unless you've seen a lot of gay guys repping him somewhere I haven't.

[gavehead]

You obviously missed the deleted scene in Saw III.

Softcore gay porn everywhere.

_{[ he is 100% fucking with everyone here about Jigsaw being a queer icon. ]}

oh no, they're both like this

[makesascene]

Unless the puppet was directly involved, doesn't count. Someone better be having it with that puppet.

[Leo is also here to fuck with people, unfortunately.]

oh no indeed 🔞 dialogue

[gavehead]

Thats all the porn consisted of. Sweet, hot puppet ass and dick everywhere you looked.

Doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, in the living room, in the bed room, on the fridge, in the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, in the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and in the street.

cw: teenagers talking about sex??

[makesascene]

[Leo weighs his options, which is funnier denial or pretending to believe-

Obviously, the puppet fucking is the way to go.]

And here I thought they'd go after their DILF demographic, since most of the actors in those films are like DILF-y dudes. Sweaty sad men with guns is a whole genre in itself.

Good for the puppet tho, glad he was keeping busy. Gotta keep his resume fresh for whenever they run out of saws.

@that'shumerus

[vivisexual]

[Yugamu is too supportive to comment on the tattoos. However.]

If I said you could give me a piercing anywhere you wanted, where would you pick?

[gavehead]

Your nipples.

_{[ why didn't he hesitate to respond... ]}

[gavehead]

You sound like a man who has the refined and sophisticated taste for puppet pornography.

My kind of person.

_{[ oh no ]}

[vivisexual]

[Shameless....]

And what if I said I already had that done?

[He doesn't but just. What if. He's curious.]

[gavehead]

_{[ tbh he just wants to see Yugamu's nipples. ]}

Your tongue would be pretty cute.

cw: more teenagers talking about sex and porn? I AM SO SORRY

[makesascene]

Puppet pornography isn't my bag, but I'm about to give you a hard time about it. I personally prefer a classic DILF. Given my brothers read this network, I'm not saying anything else about that.

We shake hands in mutual gay understanding.

[vivisexual]

[Dirk you could just ask to see them.]

Oh, that would be good too! I like both your choices... Now I can't pick.

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

Don't tattoo my brother.

[HE SEES YOU, LEO.]

PRIVATE:

[gavehead]

Do both. My treat.
It can be part of the date that I owe you.

Though if you want some pros and cons, consider this.

1. A tongue piercing can affect your speech, especially during the healing process.
2. Nipple piercings can affect your sensitivity there. Sometimes it can cause decreased sensitivity, other times it can make you more sensitive.. which I don't think you need help with.

Not like that's a bad thing.

🔞 dialogue

[gavehead]

You should absolutely go into explicit detail on how you would want a DILF to rail you raw, family reading the network or not.

[gavehead]

You can't tell me what to not do.

[makesascene]

While I admire your audaciousness in puppet fuckery, I'm more the keep it behind closed door kinda guy.

Part of the whole ninja gig, ya know?

[vivisexual]

Hmmm, maybe just the nipples then for now, I don't want to have a lisp for my fleeting time in high school.

Whichever way it does or doesn't affect my sensitivity, I can still work with it, don't worry!

But you'd really treat me to such an experience?

[gavehead]

Sure, man.
I'd love to have you all vulnerable in my modification chair.
We can get something to eat afterwards. I already got something in mind.

[vivisexual]

You don't need to make it sound more enticing than it already is!

Just tell me when and where (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[gavehead]

_{[ cute emoji... ]}

Wanna stop by my shop at 5pm today and go from there?

[soft_shelled]

Please don't tattoo neonleon and I will tell you what kind of "DILF"s he's been into that I am aware of.

[vivisexual]

[Yugamu seems like he would use kaomoji I just often forget to.]

Okay! Should I bring anything?

[gavehead]

Nothing but your sweet little ass.

Dress in something comfortable and light underneath something to keep you warm, though.

[gavehead]

I think you're just a coward to talk about it. Shy, even.

[gavehead]

Nah. I'm really not that interested. Sort of just wanted him to spill the beans to embarrass you guys, actually.

Sounds like you know enough, though.

[soft_shelled]

Ah, I see. And really, if that was embarrassing? I wouldn't consider him my twin.

[He can think of stuff that's way more embarrassing, that Leo could talk about. His twin's love of guys? Not embarrassing at all.]

[makesascene]

I have three brothers, the 'you're a coward' thing doesn't work on me.

[Not unless Mikey hits him with it, then it's all over.]

Considering I talked to you about the puppet getting it, I think we're on even footing here.

[vivisexual]

Surely the way my usual clothes are made makes them perfect for something like this? I just need to unfasten my kimono.

[gavehead]

You're very cute.

This is to make sure you're prepared for a surprise I have for you after you come to my shop.

You're not too afraid of heights, are you?

[vivisexual]

[VERY cute??? Wow.]

I'm always prepared. My usual outfit is quite warm and comfortable, but if you're looking for an excuse to see me in a different outfit I can show you the holowear I got a while ago.

But no, I don't mind heights at all.

[gavehead]

_{[ aaaand the smothering love bombing begins. ]}

You look good in whatever. If you're most comfortable in your usual clothes, you know I appreciate that.

Just giving you a heads up.

[vivisexual]

[Good luck smothering the guy who wants to get so close he's literally surgically inside of you.]

Okaaay~ I'll save that for another time, then. See you at 5!

Ah, should I leave Takumi or can he come too?

[gavehead]

Probably would be best to leave him behind.

_{[ if he's going to take Yugamu on a romantic flight, he doesn't have enough hands to hold both him and his weird little pet. ]}

-> action

[vivisexual]

I'll give him a bone to chew on then. That should keep him busy.

[In any case, as promised, Yugamu shows up promptly at 5, looking a little flushed but hard to say if it's in anticipation of what's to come or the cold outside.]

I'm ready!

[gavehead]

best things get inboxed

[gavehead]

Have you found your ultimate DILF here yet?

[gavehead]

Sounds like you guys have been through a lot.

[soft_shelled]

[MMMMM. That's a can of worms Donnie shan't get into instead going with;]

Yeah, saving the world twice as a family can do that.