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[gavehead]

Hey. It’s Dirk.
I am doing a flash sale on tattoos. Check them out. The theme is “Queer Coded Symbols of the Early 2000’s.” They are 7,500K a piece.

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Also a special on piercings if you are interested. 15% off.
I work at a little place called Pimp My Hide. Ask for Guy Fieri. That's my civilian name, unfortunately. You can book an appointment through me. I can also do requests if you have something else in mind.

Later.

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[vivisexual]

[Shameless....]

And what if I said I already had that done?

[He doesn't but just. What if. He's curious.]

[gavehead]

_{[ tbh he just wants to see Yugamu's nipples. ]}

Your tongue would be pretty cute.

[vivisexual]

[Dirk you could just ask to see them.]

Oh, that would be good too! I like both your choices... Now I can't pick.

PRIVATE:

[gavehead]

Do both. My treat.
It can be part of the date that I owe you.

Though if you want some pros and cons, consider this.

1. A tongue piercing can affect your speech, especially during the healing process.
2. Nipple piercings can affect your sensitivity there. Sometimes it can cause decreased sensitivity, other times it can make you more sensitive.. which I don't think you need help with.

Not like that's a bad thing.

[vivisexual]

Hmmm, maybe just the nipples then for now, I don't want to have a lisp for my fleeting time in high school.

Whichever way it does or doesn't affect my sensitivity, I can still work with it, don't worry!

But you'd really treat me to such an experience?

[gavehead]

Sure, man.
I'd love to have you all vulnerable in my modification chair.
We can get something to eat afterwards. I already got something in mind.

[vivisexual]

You don't need to make it sound more enticing than it already is!

Just tell me when and where (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[gavehead]

_{[ cute emoji... ]}

Wanna stop by my shop at 5pm today and go from there?

[vivisexual]

[Yugamu seems like he would use kaomoji I just often forget to.]

Okay! Should I bring anything?

[gavehead]

Nothing but your sweet little ass.

Dress in something comfortable and light underneath something to keep you warm, though.

[vivisexual]

Surely the way my usual clothes are made makes them perfect for something like this? I just need to unfasten my kimono.

[gavehead]

You're very cute.

This is to make sure you're prepared for a surprise I have for you after you come to my shop.

You're not too afraid of heights, are you?

[vivisexual]

[VERY cute??? Wow.]

I'm always prepared. My usual outfit is quite warm and comfortable, but if you're looking for an excuse to see me in a different outfit I can show you the holowear I got a while ago.

But no, I don't mind heights at all.

[gavehead]

_{[ aaaand the smothering love bombing begins. ]}

You look good in whatever. If you're most comfortable in your usual clothes, you know I appreciate that.

Just giving you a heads up.

[vivisexual]

[Good luck smothering the guy who wants to get so close he's literally surgically inside of you.]

Okaaay~ I'll save that for another time, then. See you at 5!

Ah, should I leave Takumi or can he come too?

[gavehead]

Probably would be best to leave him behind.

_{[ if he's going to take Yugamu on a romantic flight, he doesn't have enough hands to hold both him and his weird little pet. ]}

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[vivisexual]

I'll give him a bone to chew on then. That should keep him busy.

[In any case, as promised, Yugamu shows up promptly at 5, looking a little flushed but hard to say if it's in anticipation of what's to come or the cold outside.]

I'm ready!

[gavehead]

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