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[gavehead]

Hey. It’s Dirk.
I am doing a flash sale on tattoos. Check them out. The theme is “Queer Coded Symbols of the Early 2000’s.” They are 7,500K a piece.

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Also a special on piercings if you are interested. 15% off.
I work at a little place called Pimp My Hide. Ask for Guy Fieri. That's my civilian name, unfortunately. You can book an appointment through me. I can also do requests if you have something else in mind.

Later.

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[vivisexual]

You don't need to make it sound more enticing than it already is!

Just tell me when and where (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[gavehead]

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Wanna stop by my shop at 5pm today and go from there?

[vivisexual]

[Yugamu seems like he would use kaomoji I just often forget to.]

Okay! Should I bring anything?

[gavehead]

Nothing but your sweet little ass.

Dress in something comfortable and light underneath something to keep you warm, though.

[vivisexual]

Surely the way my usual clothes are made makes them perfect for something like this? I just need to unfasten my kimono.

[gavehead]

You're very cute.

This is to make sure you're prepared for a surprise I have for you after you come to my shop.

You're not too afraid of heights, are you?

[vivisexual]

[VERY cute??? Wow.]

I'm always prepared. My usual outfit is quite warm and comfortable, but if you're looking for an excuse to see me in a different outfit I can show you the holowear I got a while ago.

But no, I don't mind heights at all.

[gavehead]

_{[ aaaand the smothering love bombing begins. ]}

You look good in whatever. If you're most comfortable in your usual clothes, you know I appreciate that.

Just giving you a heads up.

[vivisexual]

[Good luck smothering the guy who wants to get so close he's literally surgically inside of you.]

Okaaay~ I'll save that for another time, then. See you at 5!

Ah, should I leave Takumi or can he come too?

[gavehead]

Probably would be best to leave him behind.

_{[ if he's going to take Yugamu on a romantic flight, he doesn't have enough hands to hold both him and his weird little pet. ]}

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[vivisexual]

I'll give him a bone to chew on then. That should keep him busy.

[In any case, as promised, Yugamu shows up promptly at 5, looking a little flushed but hard to say if it's in anticipation of what's to come or the cold outside.]

I'm ready!

[gavehead]

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