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[gavehead]

Hey. It’s Dirk.
I am doing a flash sale on tattoos. Check them out. The theme is “Queer Coded Symbols of the Early 2000’s.” They are 7,500K a piece.

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Also a special on piercings if you are interested. 15% off.
I work at a little place called Pimp My Hide. Ask for Guy Fieri. That's my civilian name, unfortunately. You can book an appointment through me. I can also do requests if you have something else in mind.

Later.

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[gavehead]

Probably would be best to leave him behind.

_{[ if he's going to take Yugamu on a romantic flight, he doesn't have enough hands to hold both him and his weird little pet. ]}

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[vivisexual]

I'll give him a bone to chew on then. That should keep him busy.

[In any case, as promised, Yugamu shows up promptly at 5, looking a little flushed but hard to say if it's in anticipation of what's to come or the cold outside.]

I'm ready!

[gavehead]

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