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[gavehead]

Hey. It’s Dirk.
I am doing a flash sale on tattoos. Check them out. The theme is “Queer Coded Symbols of the Early 2000’s.” They are 7,500K a piece.

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Also a special on piercings if you are interested. 15% off.
I work at a little place called Pimp My Hide. Ask for Guy Fieri. That's my civilian name, unfortunately. You can book an appointment through me. I can also do requests if you have something else in mind.

Later.

Comments

[makesascene]

While I admire your audaciousness in puppet fuckery, I'm more the keep it behind closed door kinda guy.

Part of the whole ninja gig, ya know?

[gavehead]

I think you're just a coward to talk about it. Shy, even.

[makesascene]

I have three brothers, the 'you're a coward' thing doesn't work on me.

[Not unless Mikey hits him with it, then it's all over.]

Considering I talked to you about the puppet getting it, I think we're on even footing here.

[gavehead]

Have you found your ultimate DILF here yet?