ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

(anonymous?)

[misclassed]

Get a job.

[ fully managing to be anonymous by accident ]

[vivisexual]

I'm literally just a teenager?

[misclassed]

So what?

[vivisexual]

[SO SERIOUS]

So teenagers aren't normally required to have jobs.
I do have one, though.
But I believe in the importance of having hobbies.

[misclassed]

Gossip ain't a hobby. Go do something productive.

[vivisexual]

Gossiping is just another word for gathering intel, is that not a productive activity?

[misclassed]

You said, and I quote:

"I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors."

[vivisexual]

I'm sorry, I didn't know the fun police was here.

[misclassed]

Now you do. Do something useful with your life while you're still young, will you?

[ Okay. he's going back to work. ]

[vivisexual]

Are you telling me that I have to be productive every second of the day, Jiichan? That sounds like a recipe for burnout.

[misclassed]

Maybe you'd benefit from zazen.

[vivisexual]

Is that a new kind of torture technique? Because if so then yes.

[misclassed]

[ ... ]

It's meditation.

@anonymoustiger

[shadowban]

what's the highest paying civilian job here?

@anonymoushedgehog

[misclassed]

[ why would you ask us, a narnia blog-- ]

How the hell would I know? You got the implants, go look it up yourself.

[shadowban]

then why are you telling people to get jobs?

[misclassed]

I said "a job" not "whatever job pays more than all the rest."

[shadowban]

if you're going to comment on someone's employment then be constructive and name some options, too. otherwise you're just a dick.

[misclassed]

So you're looking for work yourself? Could have just said so.

[shadowban]

for someone else, actually. he could use a real job.

[misclassed]

He a layabout or just in a shameful profession?

[shadowban]

both, and also a jerk. he'll hate boring jobs, so please recommend the most boring one you can think of.

[misclassed]

Boring and not shameful...

Farming, perhaps.

[shadowban]

[ imagining fushiguro as a farmer is hilarious, so— ]

what's the hardest farming role?

[misclassed]

Weeding, ain't it? It's the task that's never done.