ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[vivisexual]

I'm sorry, I didn't know the fun police was here.

[misclassed]

Now you do. Do something useful with your life while you're still young, will you?

[ Okay. he's going back to work. ]

[vivisexual]

Are you telling me that I have to be productive every second of the day, Jiichan? That sounds like a recipe for burnout.

[misclassed]

Maybe you'd benefit from zazen.

[vivisexual]

Is that a new kind of torture technique? Because if so then yes.

[misclassed]

[ ... ]

It's meditation.

[vivisexual]

I thought you wanted us to be productive?

[misclassed]

You think cultivating yourself as a person doesn't count as productive use of time?

[vivisexual]

How does sitting around not thinking cultivate me? I've had more moments of clarity on a rack than in meditation.

[misclassed]

All the more reason to practice. You should go try it right now.

[vivisexual]

I don't know, as the only one here who's tried both meditation and consensual torture, aren't I more qualified to speak on which one is more useful?

[misclassed]

[ in a stunning display of technical savviness, this is a screenshot of "anonymous spider" saying,

"I'm literally just a teenager?" ]

[vivisexual]

Now that's just Ageism.

If I'm old enough to pay to kill people I'm old enough to have informed opinions.

[misclassed]

Then you're old enough to get a proper job after all.

[vivisexual]

I already said I have one! This is no time for your senility to hit, jiichan.

[misclassed]

You're right. This drivel must be getting to me.

Make good choices, kid.

[ Peepaw Out but for real now. ]