super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[hachikai]

Having given birth before isn't a requirement but I wouldn't turn it down either I suppose.

[ Like seriously Donnie, why do you have to make it sound like a weird thing? ]

[soft_shelled]

[Because it IS a weird thing.]

You could always ask if someone on the base plays shogi too, might be cheaper.

[hachikai]

[ There's a long pause before: ]

Oh, you're serious.

[soft_shelled]

I mean, yeah?

At least then if they suck you haven't wasted money on it.

[hachikai]

[ If his four eyes could roll any harder they'd probably have popped out of his head and hit the floor. ]

A proper courtesan would know how to entertain beyond that.

[soft_shelled]

Maybe.

But you'll probably have better luck searching for escorts, btw.

[hachikai]

So I'm coming to understand. You lot are proving why searching among you is pointless.

[soft_shelled]

Haaa... I can't blame you for thinking that way, honestly speaking.

[hachikai]

I take it your fox hunting isn't going so well, if you seem so dejected.

[soft_shelled]

People are stupid, and trying to understand them is pointless. Something I already knew, but you know the whole having to work together thing here.

[hachikai]

[ Now he's speaking his language. At least he learned it in a kinder(????) environment than the one he himself grew up in. ]

You can admire the beauty of a flower but you cannot ask it to understand you.

[ A turn of phrase he stole from Gojo, knowingly or not. ]

[soft_shelled]

If anyone expects a flower to do more than listen? Then they're really dumb.

[It's a good turn of phrase, since Donnie does like botany, so he kinda(?) gets it.]

[hachikai]

Indeed. Better to learn that lesson early.

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, yeah.

So any luck properly looking up what you want now?

[hachikai]

I've received some suggestions.

Shall I offer them to you as well?

[soft_shelled]

No thanks, I'm too young for that sort of thing.

[Can't get a lady of the night when you're sixteen, Sukuna!]

[hachikai]

Ah, then I'll find a good seller of kendama for you.

[soft_shelled]

I'm not that young either. I'm sixteen.

[Also he had to look up what a kendama is, and wow, rude.]

[hachikai]

Then do whatever it is the youth of your era are most inclined to do. I wouldn't know nor have adequate suggestions.

[ Sorry Donnie, he is just Like This. ]

[soft_shelled]

But I already am doing that, like right now.

[Gen Z, pissing away their lives on the internet.]

[hachikai]

[ bruh ]

Perhaps you should divert your attention elsewhere, child.

[soft_shelled]

You're not my dad.

[hachikai]

Thank heaven for that.