@nice toy (text)

[fursuit]

yo. it’s your favorite god, tezcatlipoca

[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]

I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity

see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit

you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do

of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?

[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,

aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]

Comments

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

What do you mean "your favorite god?"
I'll have you know many are those who appreciate me here!

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

Not me.

[ HATER. ]

[queenofkur]

Thank you for the compliment.

[zauneyete]

Well look at that, you can keep your temper in check.

[queenofkur]

Are you trying to test how long I can keep it in check?
Sebastian isn't there to save you this time.
And Tezcatlipoca will not be there in time to save you if I get angry.

[ A little bit of violence does wonder for your mood! They could probably agree on that if only they could talk normally. ]

[zauneyete]

Perhaps. After all, you're so quick to anger. Shouldn't a god be better than that?

[ SILCo... ]

Don't worry, I have my ways of escaping danger. If not Tezcatilpoca, then someone else.

[ NOT SEBASTIAN EVER??????? ]

[queenofkur]

Try to tell Tezcatlipoca something he doesn't like.
See how long it takes to anger him.

[ Look she's just saying, she's actually one of the chillest gods out there. Her kind is notoriously short-tempered. ]

You have found another poor soul willing to take your defense?
I pity them.

[zauneyete]

I say things Tezcatlipoca doesn't like all the time. He's the god of conflict, you know.

probably enjoys it.

[ Also he did kill his brother (gn) ]

You say this as if there have not been several by now. Isn't it funny how that works?

[ no, actually, pity the poor soul tho ]

[queenofkur]

I am sure you never said anything he truly doesn't like.
Try criticizing his culture.

[ You'll find a new side to your dear Tezcoo! ]

Several?
Are you implying there are three people willing to take your defense here?

[ Shocking! Next thing you know he'll say there are four!! ]

[zauneyete]

I've seen his culture, why would I criticize it. At least ask me to talk about something I actually don't like.

Like how much his weed smells.

[ Which he??? Provides???? ]

Perhaps you are not as righteous or as popular as you thought, Little Goddess.

[queenofkur]

Have you sacrificed an organ for him?

[ Yeah yeah you've seen his culture, it's fine and dandy, but partake in it now!! ]

I don't know about that.
So far the one person Tezcatlipoca personally called to say he's their favorite god, has opted to choose another god instead.
And in spite of your claims, I have yet to see any of your friends who aren't Tezcatlipoca.

[zauneyete]

Yes.

[ Someone else's. A Kaiju's. Hell, he watched him eat one and perform the ritual. ]

Now, I did not say they were friends. Only that they would be willing to defend me. There are other ways to convince people to do that.

[fursuit]

[ did he toss that line in there mostly because he knew ereshkigal would take issue with it? you bet ]

don't doubt it. everyone appreciates the gods. or they should if they know what's good for them

but I'm the *favorite*

[queenofkur]

Silco's, perhaps.
But that's it.
Most people dislike pointless conflicts.

[fursuit]

sure most of my domains are bad news. won't argue with you there. but ain't like yours is any better

I just make up for them by being charming obviously

[queenofkur]

By being charming?
You?

[ ???????????????????? ]

Are there multiple personalities in your body?

[fursuit]

...I mean, yeah, kind of. there are four tezcatlipoca and I've held onto parts of three of them

not that it's what you mean though

I'm plenty charming is the point. wouldn't have a dedicated group of regulars at the bar if I wasn't

[queenofkur]

Perhaps you are plenty charming with people as detestable as Silco.
But most outsiders here are not like Silco.
If you pretend to be everyone's favorite god, you will have to give proof of your claims.

[fursuit]

I mean I can do that sure but don't think you'd like getting proof. last time I told a goddess that I was more popular than her she ended up crying until she destroyed that Sun so. gotta say that I think you and chalchiuhtlicue would have that in common

[queenofkur]

Then do it!
If you have proof, show it right now or be silent!

[fursuit]

you asked for it

hey @ gyve @ kensuke am I your favorite god

[queenofkur]

What the Kûr?
Asking two friends doesn't prove you're everyone's favorite god!
I could do the exact same if I wanted!

[fursuit]

you said "not silco" and that's what I'm showing aren't I

but if you want more sure. next time I go on shift at the bar I'll play a game with the patrons. set up two tip jars, one with my picture one with yours and see where people put their money

you can even come argue your case with them if you want

would be funny as hell

@KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ Laios doesn’t know what he’s getting into, but.. ]}

Like.. in general or compared to someone else?

@SHASH

[gyve]

No

( a fucking traitor arrives )