@nice toy (text)
yo. it’s your favorite god, tezcatlipoca
[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]
I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity
see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit
you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do
of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?
[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,
aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]
[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]
I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity
see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit
you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do
of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?
[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,
aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]

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[ ... This story doesn't end with rainbows and sunshine. ]
I stripped her of her divine regalia,
Stabbed her seven times with my spears,
And took half of her divine authorities as my own.
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[ Oh word? ]
How did she take that, losing half of herself to you?
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She did what she always does.
Whined and threw a tantrum until the other gods did what she wants.
Resurrect her in that case.
Well she was dead, so a servant of hers did the whining in her stead...
[ Can't even kill your sister and call it a day, sighs. ]
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And thus, they always seem to come back.
At least until their luck runs out.
[ He doesn't even know how much he feels this, bc his "brother" (in arms) was resurrected after he died. lmao. ]
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What should she do?! She can't allow for that to happen! Is she to just nod in agreement and reply "yes, you're absolutely right?" She's not going to sleep all night if she does!
... ... ... ... ...
There is a long delay before her next reply. ]
I do not like where this conversation is going.
I hate you.
I hope you step on something very painful on your way to your bed.
Good night.
[ T-There! Balance has been reestablished! ]
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[ He can understand what that means. ]
Ah, well. Perhaps you understand what it is, when people dismiss what you say out of distaste. Or perhaps you don't know anything about what I've suggested. I understand, it's difficult to comprehend for those who haven't experienced it.
[ :) ]
Oh, but do enjoy your night. I'm sure that you will have no trouble moving on from this terrible conversation.
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He better hopes she sleeps well or she'll send her Gallû Spirits to spook him! Yes, she can be petty. But thankfully, she does sleep rather well. ]