@nice toy (text)

[fursuit]

yo. it’s your favorite god, tezcatlipoca

[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]

I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity

see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit

you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do

of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?

[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,

aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]

Comments

[fursuit]

sure most of my domains are bad news. won't argue with you there. but ain't like yours is any better

I just make up for them by being charming obviously

[queenofkur]

By being charming?
You?

[ ???????????????????? ]

Are there multiple personalities in your body?

[fursuit]

...I mean, yeah, kind of. there are four tezcatlipoca and I've held onto parts of three of them

not that it's what you mean though

I'm plenty charming is the point. wouldn't have a dedicated group of regulars at the bar if I wasn't

[queenofkur]

Perhaps you are plenty charming with people as detestable as Silco.
But most outsiders here are not like Silco.
If you pretend to be everyone's favorite god, you will have to give proof of your claims.

[fursuit]

I mean I can do that sure but don't think you'd like getting proof. last time I told a goddess that I was more popular than her she ended up crying until she destroyed that Sun so. gotta say that I think you and chalchiuhtlicue would have that in common

[queenofkur]

Then do it!
If you have proof, show it right now or be silent!

[fursuit]

you asked for it

hey @ gyve @ kensuke am I your favorite god

[queenofkur]

What the Kûr?
Asking two friends doesn't prove you're everyone's favorite god!
I could do the exact same if I wanted!

[fursuit]

you said "not silco" and that's what I'm showing aren't I

but if you want more sure. next time I go on shift at the bar I'll play a game with the patrons. set up two tip jars, one with my picture one with yours and see where people put their money

you can even come argue your case with them if you want

would be funny as hell

[queenofkur]

I could do the same with the flower shop!
Your proofs are circumstantial at best.
You're just like Ishtar.
Saying you're everyone's favorite just to get to me,
When in fact nobody can stand you!

[fursuit]

sounds more like you can't stand me

but sure if you want to project that onto others be my guest

don't exactly need to prove what's true anyways

1/2

[queenofkur]

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[queenofkur]

[ ... Until she sees Laios' answer that is. ]

You personally handpicked one person to back your claim...
And you're not even their favorite god.
You truly share traits in abundance with Ishtar.

[fursuit]

considering his criteria is barking at him I don't exactly feel bad about that one. not what I was expecting

[ laios is still his special and weird guy though. perhaps even more so... ]

wasn't ishtar a really popular goddess though? figured she was more like quetzalcoatl

@KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ Laios doesn’t know what he’s getting into, but.. ]}

Like.. in general or compared to someone else?

[fursuit]

was thinking just out of the options present here with LILITH but since you mention it? kind of curious about what the answer is in general

1/2

[vorous]

2/2

[vorous]

Honestly.. I really liked Zagreus when he was here.

_{[ as in, he wanted to give Zagreus a big, fat kiss. And he loves you, Tezca, but he doesn't feel the same way about you. ]}

[fursuit]

the greek guy? he's been gone forever right? bet he didn't bring you monster liver

[ ...maybe he did, but ]

but it's an honest answer so fine. won't get mad at you about it

[vorous]

Yeah, but he and I barked at each other, and that really meant a lot to me.

_{[ i'm... ]}

@SHASH

[gyve]

No

( a fucking traitor arrives )

[fursuit]

the fuck

why not

[gyve]

Am I your favourite human

[fursuit]

what if the answer is yes

would you feel bad about DENYING me???

[gyve]

I know you're going to say no
You like that priest who wants to blow up the planet

( they turned this into a lover's spat )