@nice toy (text)
yo. it’s your favorite god, tezcatlipoca
[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]
I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity
see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit
you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do
of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?
[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,
aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]
[ is he saying this just because he knows people will argue over it? absolutely. this is also not the point of this post, so, ]
I’m sure you’ve either heard or personally seen how our base is in a pretty shit state at the moment. hopefully you’re done crying about it since it’s time to move on, especially when it’s an opportunity
see the way I see it, home base has a hell of a lot of remodeling on the horizon so why not take advantage? this is a prime opportunity to make it, you know, less shit
you ever had a bright idea for how to improve the place? let's hear it. I know exactly who to bother about getting shit done so I’ll take all the good ideas and see what we can do
of course we’re going to be doing the bulk of work regardless. a lot easier to sell an idea when they don’t have to worry about who’s actually going to be getting it done. might as well add our personal touch to spruce up the place, right?
[ ooc ; he’s serious, actually,,,
aka this is an IC companion post to a player plot to help with rebuilding and remodeling the base! While characters can suggest whatever they want on this post, please comment with your serious requests on the companion OOC post. if you’d just be interested in contributing AC points to this effort, see here! ]

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what'd you do to earn them?
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Perhaps some other time
Sorry for leading you into that
You're a curious person so naturally you'd ask
No other time was as harsh as the first so I agree with you
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[ It's sincere, not that it's clear in text or his TikTokified voice, but honestly, he prefers that. It's also why he immediately returns to being a shithead right after... ]
overlooking your lecturing
technically speaking ereshkigal and I are enemies back home so this is being nice relatively speaking. could be way worse!
[ that's better right ]
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I will Tez
Not today but soon
What makes you enemies
Is it your status as gods of death
Do you compete in that way
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but she's got a summoner back home waiting for her same as I'll be heading back to daybit, and they've got different ideas on how the end of the world's going to play out. no chance for compromise on that so it's a fight to the death
eventually anyways
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That's
Surprisingly sweet
( then it's ruined by the gladiatorial-ass battle he describes )
Not the fight to the death
You know what I'm going to say about that
What does she and her summoner want for the world's end
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but can't tell you more than that. it's important that they figure out the problem themselves
no spoilers for ereshkigal to put it another way
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( "No spoilers"... for people's destinies? kinda cute.......... )
They should keep trying till the last moment
You like me because I think that way
Isn't that why you should like them too
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granted I don't like how they've been conducting their battles but I know you'd be on their side of things there. their lack of casualties isn't to my taste
it'll be interesting to see how it all plays out that's for sure
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( nvm that he literally made it his business, like sure jan... )
But you're right
I can't respect that you want men and women to die
You are what the cosmere made you however
Plenty of people blame you for their miseries and I refuse to be one of them
They call it a scapegoat
I learned the word recently
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but if it makes you feel any better I like ereshkigal. don't feel any ill will towards her
so you don't have to worry about us trying to stab each other in the back and getting you to patch us up. that's good news right
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I'm sick of seeing you so often
( for OTHER people's random wounds accumulated when they stumble out of the bar drunk )
That was a joke
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or rather if it wasn’t? doesn’t matter. you’re stuck with me at this point
also I’ll take back what I said slightly. she might stab me in the back but probably not. we’ve got enough of a truce going on
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Let's just try to get through this
And then when you two go back to the end of the world you can do whatever you want because I won't be there
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all the headaches I'm sending your way are going to be bar related don't worry
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Around the same time as always
( after midnight... it's always after midnight... the sloppy drunks begin to Emerge )