Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[ DON'T BE FICKLE!!!

now's the time to get used to it, isn't it? he can be remembered ]

Don't ehehe.

[ ... ]

I guess I can understand that, but you should try and stick to a job for longer. If you don't, you might run out of work completely. What is this? Your fourth job?

[intertwinedfates]

[DON'T BE FICKLE, YOU'LL DISAPPOINT MY PICKLE~

It's... kind of scary, being known. Ironic since that's what he's always wanted, but still. Sometimes you think you know what you want and it turns out it's more frightening than you think.]

Yes ma'am.

I'll see what I can do about that. It's not like I'm trying to burn through jobs for fun. 'cuz yeah... it's my third or fourth.

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[ WITHERED PICKLE

ironic, indeed. but she supposes that can be likened to hiyori thinking she wanted to be a doctor but then getting a case of cold feet about it that she needed yato's advice. she's happy that it made him happy to give advice, but she was no closer to figuring out what to do. ]

We can sit down and do some research on jobs that might fit your needs.

I thought the PI job might've had you out and about, though?

[intertwinedfates]

[HE'S WILTING ALRIGHT

It really is quite a bit like that, where he's feeling lost and unsure of himself with his regular job of ayakashi-slayer being off the table as an option. Though he's kind of surprised to hear her being the one to offer him job advice. It's... sweet.]

Okay, that works for me.

It did, but I didn't exactly get much outside of romance cases and the odd lost pet. Felt like I was back to square one at home, honestly. So I thought I'd try more stable jobs, but then like I said, I got restless. I dunno what I should do...

@kijyo

[saudadist]

wagyu beef kaiju

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[ SADGE

what goes around, comes around. she's no god of fortune, but she's a his girlfriend. his partner. this is what she's supposed to do. ]

You have to endure through it, Yato. Everyone has felt like you have, once. You can't change jobs just because you feel restless or you'll keep switching constantly. It'll turn into a bad habit.

Maybe you should do workouts, too. That'll burn off some energy.

[ or

some other kinda cardio 👁👄👁 ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Best girlfriend doesn't need to be a god to offer her blessings to him. Her grace is all he needs to be happy and content.]

Uuuugh... I know you're right. That's the galling part. I'm just

I'm just not used to consistency of any kind, y'know? Most of my shinki never stayed long, my jobs were always variable and short-term... You and Yukine are the most constant presences in my life right now.

I like the idea of working out, though. That might help.

[He's good for that kind of cardio, for sure. 😈]

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[ BE GRACED UPON ]

If it's any consolation, I didn't like realizing it either. There was a point in medical school when I thought about switching majors, too.

[ for a god, though? it must be extra taxing. but especially for yato because he really HASN'T had any consistency in his life. this is probably the most he's gotten since he met yukine and her. ]

You can do it. Just put your mind to it. You can do anything. If you need someone to cheer you on and keep your butt in line, I'm here.

And if you want someone to work out with, I'm also here.

[ FOR ANY AND ALL CARDIO 😏 ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Hallelujah!]

Oh really? I thought that you'd figured that out back in high school.

[Especially when said god has lived as long as he has. That's a long time to live precariously and at the whims of someone else.]

Heh. Thanks, Hiyori. Maybe once we brainstorm some ideas and figure out some options, we'll settle upon something that'll work out for me.

Oh yeah, you still doing pole dancing?

[THEY CAN DO THAT CARDIO NIGHTLY 💪]

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I pretty much did, but even I still had my doubts now and then. I'm glad I didn't quit, though.

[ especially because she forgot she was the reason the hospital was attacked ]

We'll find something.

[ a-ah yeah. pole dancing. ]

I am! I've started a yoga class, too.

[ that should BURN OFF SOME STEAM 🔥 ]

[intertwinedfates]

Wow... That's pretty brave of you. I probably would've backed out, honestly.

[Unless it was a job for someone else. He has no drive for himself, but for others...]

Okay then! I'll join one of those if you don't mind. Which do you want company at? Either one?

[LIKE THEY'RE DOING IN THE OTHER THREAD ♨️]

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No. I think I'm just stubborn.

[ THEY'VE ESTABLISHED THAT..........

she's been there. not having drive for herself. when they found each other, she might've been at her most lost. ]

I don't mind.

[ but which

yoga is for practicing her poses for that thing she promised. she doesn't want to ruin that surprise.

yato pole dancing, though..... can she handle that ]

Either one. Or both.

I'd be happy to have you around.

[ YEAH SHHHH LMAO 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️ ]

[intertwinedfates]

Well you're definitely that.

[Being stubborn but lost is such a rough combination, honestly. You don't know which way to go, yet you're too set on a path to nowhere to change.]

I wanna try pole dancing! That sounds like fun!

[Yoga might just put him to sleep after a while, haha... And he wants to watch Hiyori do the pole thingy too. Huehuehue~]

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[ SO IS HE!!! SOMETIMES!!!

before she met yukine and yato, it was a strangely foreboding time in her life.

welp. on the pole it is.

didn't want to see hiyori do flexy bendy shapes, huh? tsk tsk ]

Okay. Next class is in a few days. I'll pick you up before I go. Sound good?

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh, he doesn't deny it!

Too much normalcy for her day-to-day life, huh?

And hey, he wants to see that too, but the pole has him fascinated okay.]

Sounds good to me! I'll be ready whenever you are and you can show me the ropes. Or the pole, as it were.

[wwtd]

[ too much

non-direction

and it would huh ]

You're a dork.

Just had to throw that in.

[ laughing somewhere out there. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[That's fair. Yato knows all about non-direction...

And of course! Sexy lady go WHIRL!]

H-Hey, just remember who's dating the dork!

[wwtd]

[ maybe that's why they met gazes

she does not feel sexy she do feel mostly SWEATY ]

Let me think.

The most fortunate girl ever?

[ STOP FLIRTING!!!!!!!! ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When I saw your face... I'm a believer~

Sweaty is sexy though!]

Hehe, sounds about right. Dating the most fortunate guy ever.

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[ NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

only sometimes sexy........! ]

He must be a God of Fortune or something.

[intertwinedfates]

[I'M IN LOVE YEAAAAAAHHHH

No, no, it's sexy all the time. You just gotta get frisky with it!]

I think he might be.

[wwtd]

[ I'M IN LOVE...... WITH THEM AND THEIR MATCHIGN WINks

i see! use as lube as directed (tm) ]

I'm sure he is.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, good choice! Especially since so many kaiju are larger, that'd mean we all could enjoy it!

[intertwinedfates]

My vote would be with the demon, actually.

[Everything is alien to some degree.]

Huh. You've got a messed up world if that's the way adults behave there. At least in my world it's adults versus adults usually.

[Some kids just get saddled with a strange lot in life, he guesses...]

[intertwinedfates]

[Somehow a frustrated Titan seems more... scary than a sad one, haha...]

Right? I think humans like complications, because they have so many ways to make life simple, but they insist on turning even a simple task into an ordeal at times.

Hmm, well, I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know! Since I'll be coming to you for more romance advice, if that's alright.

[Thankfully Yato is pretty gullible, so he doesn't question the big guy's motives just yet. Maybe one day he will, though.]