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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

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[intertwinedfates]

[They can always do their own playful photoshoot after everybody's gone home, heh.]

Sure did! "Bishameowten and the Fountain of Milk", "Skank's Big Day Out", and "Step on Me, Mistress" were some of his favorites!

[And to think, Hiyori! He started drawing YOU! 8)) ]

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[wwtd]

[ "playful"

thanks for that bit of info she never asked for, yato LMFAO ]

I'll be sure to bring that up the next time I talk to Kazuma.

[ SHE WON'T, although it would be funny. hiyori isn't one for blackmail buuuuuuuut ]

[wwtd]

Is it only Bishamonten you've drawn?

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[intertwinedfates]

[This is a public forum. He's not gonna say what he REALLY means ok

Blabbermouth Yatogami strikes again, le sigh!]

Hehe, go for it! His reaction oughta be funny.

[intertwinedfates]

P

Pretty much. She was a good subject, give how much she chased me around for hundreds of years.

[wwtd]

[ BUT HE WILL THROW KAZUMA UNDER THE BUS ]

THAT'S why she was a good subject? Because she chased you?

Are you secretly The Hard to Get Type?

[ 100% messing with him ]

[intertwinedfates]

[HEY, IT WORKED FOR HIYORI--]

Hey, you see a lot of the person trying to kill you!

You should know the answer to that~

[With how much he throws himself at Hiyori, he's only hard to get in the sense of understanding, really...]

[wwtd]

[ YELLSKJLDSKDKG

.... he's right. damn. ]

So you decided to draw the person trying to kill you in a questionable manga.

[ not that questionable, hiyori. the rating is clear.

that brain IS hard to get. in that, especially. drawing your executioner in sexy poses is some twisted stuff. ]

I don't know. Maybe you playing hard to get in Songerein is what won me over.

[intertwinedfates]

[HEHEHE]

Revenge is a dish best served sexy.

[That and it paid the bills. Aaaaand maybe it was kinda titillating? Just a little.

Given what he experienced growing up, drawing the woman trying to kill him is probably the least of his worrisome kinks...]

...does that mean I need to try to make you chase after me more?

[wwtd]

[ noted. can he hear the sarcasm? picture perfect pervert strikes again.

pervert and idiot, that is. ]

What.

You've already won me over.

[intertwinedfates]

[Sarcasm filter is ON. He hears only love and adoration (by choice.)

Idiotvert.]

Oh. Does that mean I can't woo you more? (；′⌒`)

1/2

[wwtd]

[ unexpected.......

it shouldn't be but

but sdlkgjslkdg ]

No.
Woo me more.

[wwtd]

[ ... ]

A personal calendar could work for this Hiyori.

[intertwinedfates]

[...well. Color him a little bit surprised. He honestly thought she'd balk at the idea of a calendar. Guess she has grown up quite a bit.

Now only if he could, too...]

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Then I'll make you one, too. Just for you.

[Showing all his sides, from silly to serious to sexy. The "Yato A Month Club."]

[wwtd]

[ teenyori would. too caught up in her embarrassment and the idea of a YATO CALENDAR to accept that she wants twelve pictures of yato for every month. january to december.

while still pretty new to dating in general, but not yato, this hiyori more easily accepts the truth. besides, who ELSE but yato could she have to accompany to mark the days? as if she wants anyone else.

.... okay, maybe touno. but yato is number one. ]

Make sure to have fun with it, okay?

[intertwinedfates]

[And truthfully, a Yato calendar IS pretty forward of him. Not quite proposal levels of investment, but up there. Something that's only really appropriate now that they've crossed the relationship threshold into "dating."

And let's be real, he's a pretty colorful subject for a calendar. You'll never forget it's April when his leering face is looming over you!]

I will! You should make a calendar, too, that way we can match.

[Angling for his own Monthly Hiyori? Damn right!]

[wwtd]

[ there's your winning letters: "dating"! for a whole handful of months now.

yato calendar is pretty forward, but not as forward as some other stuff he's done to her. thinking of you, hinyori with milk. taking selfies of himself with her sleeping body. buying her capyper bra and undies. ]

I don't know if I can think of 12 poses like you can... 💧

[ AS IF THAT'S HER PROBLEM

she's shy,,,,,,, ]

[intertwinedfates]

[He's even started referring to her as his girlfriend! Progress!!

T-This is true..... A calendar is almost downright tame by comparison, honestly. Wearing her uniform, hiding in her locker in gym... The list goes on and on.]

Aw... Just think of what you do during the day! Sleeping (cute), cooking (yummy), showering (sexy)~ It's pretty easy once you start!

[Captain Oblivious here, not realizing that's her hangup.]

[wwtd]

[ AFTER MONTHS........ but yes lskdgjs progress is gude, shy boy. the fact that his shyness outweighs his bragging rights.

with each example, hiyori gets redder. "easy for you to say," she mumbles into her hands, face buried. this is so embarrassing she can't have a picture of herself SHOWERING..... ]

What about


12 yoga poses?

[intertwinedfates]

[SOB... HE'S DOING HIS BEST..... But he's overcome that hurdle, so...!

Maybe what she needs is a hand in posing herself, huehuehue~ God knows that having support helps! (hah)]

Oooh, good idea! You could do downward dog, the cow pose, cobra, triangle...

[Ironically (or not), all ones that'd have her sticking her ass out. HMMMM.]

[wwtd]

[ KEEP FIGHTING YATOGAMI

they both know that yato having a hand in helping her pose would result in 🔞 with that HUEHUEHUE. and, of course, yato knows about yoga. way more than her.

once she figures out what those poses are...... HMM. ]

That's four. Do you have eight more?

[intertwinedfates]

[FIGHTO! WIN!!

He is nothing if not predictable in certain areas, as has been proven before. Naughty, dirty-minded God of Fortune, heh. He's dabbled, though not too deeply, which is why there's a long pause between his texts as he thinks.

LOOK THEM UP WHILE YOU CAN, HIYORI.]

The

um

crane?

[THAT'S KARATE, YATO]

[wwtd]

[ yes, her deviant deity.

he answers just as she's preparing to open the extranet or internet or whatever it's called here lmao ]

That's five!

Is that like the crane style in martial arts?

[ zero mistrust from hiyori

ITS A POSE ANYWAY ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Only hers <3

Thankfully he caught her before she started browsing! Whew!]

Uh huh! Both are based on the bird!

[Clever, ain't he.

YOU LUCKED OUT ON THAT ONE, YATOGAMI]

[wwtd]

[ uwu 💞

god of fortune, be with ye. ]

I had no idea!

[ so clever. or a trickster. ]

Is there another one based on karate? I already love martial arts so I could really get into this.