@Destiny | Text

[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

@rubber ducky, Text

[curingidiocy]

👋

I would like to request May.

[intertwinedfates]

[Wait, what? Really?? Color him shocked!]

You sure you're up for this, Doc?

[curingidiocy]

Are you planning a particularly objectionable theme?

[intertwinedfates]

Not especially? I wasn't thinking "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife But With Kaiju" or anything raunchy like that.

[ALTHOUGH... HMM...]

@sato7 | text

[ultrastats]

Sure, I'm down.

[curingidiocy]

Then I have no problem, regardless of the theme you decide on. I'm no stranger to having photos taken for publicity.

@Gojira

[30storieshigh]

✋

Charting a lunar cycle period is a simple enough task 📅. If it shall truthfully benefit the young ones I will assist 😤.

[ He has. No idea. What this is. He's just trying to make up for recent mistakes. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Great! Got a month you wanna claim or is any good?

[ultrastats]

Which one's the sexiest?

[intertwinedfates]

[Haha... That's so sweet, how can anyone say no?]

Alright! Thanks, big guy! Have a favorite month or anything, or you good with whatever?

[intertwinedfates]

August is, but it's taken already. [By him.] Maybe November?

[intertwinedfates]

Whoa, you don't say! Maybe you could help gimme some tips on posing people, in that case.

[ultrastats]

[ hm. ]

Guess I can work with that.

[30storieshigh]

One cycle is very similar to another. However.

🤔

I suppose I possess fondness towards the one termed July, for several factors 🤷.

[intertwinedfates]

Perfect! I got ya marked down, then! Just lemme know what your comfort level is and we'll get you set up for the shoot.

[ultrastats]

It's fine, I do endorsements all the time.

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

What a wonderful idea! I will participate to help, of course.

I shall take the month of December, should it still be available.

[curingidiocy]

Certainly. And I can offer assistance with photo composition as well, should you require that.

[intertwinedfates]

True enough. But lucky for you that month's open, so I'll mark you down for it! I think you'll be a good refresher for the middle of the year, heh.

[intertwinedfates]

Atta girl, Eresh! I knew I could count on you! It's still available so it's all yours! You'll be ushering in the end of the year with your beauty!

[intertwinedfates]

Oh really? For what sort of things, if you don't mind me asking?

[ultrastats]

All sorts of things. Drinks, clothes, photoshoots.

It's part of being a pro athlete.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, great, great! That'll be a huge help! I'm sorta new to this outside of taking pictures with my phone, so I wanna get this right.

[intertwinedfates]

OMG we got us a real star here?? Maybe we can get you to sign some of the calendars for extra money!

[ultrastats]

Happy to do it for the fans.

[ does he have fans yet? whatever. ]