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[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

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[ teenyori would. too caught up in her embarrassment and the idea of a YATO CALENDAR to accept that she wants twelve pictures of yato for every month. january to december.

while still pretty new to dating in general, but not yato, this hiyori more easily accepts the truth. besides, who ELSE but yato could she have to accompany to mark the days? as if she wants anyone else.

.... okay, maybe touno. but yato is number one. ]

Make sure to have fun with it, okay?

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[And truthfully, a Yato calendar IS pretty forward of him. Not quite proposal levels of investment, but up there. Something that's only really appropriate now that they've crossed the relationship threshold into "dating."

And let's be real, he's a pretty colorful subject for a calendar. You'll never forget it's April when his leering face is looming over you!]

I will! You should make a calendar, too, that way we can match.

[Angling for his own Monthly Hiyori? Damn right!]

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[ there's your winning letters: "dating"! for a whole handful of months now.

yato calendar is pretty forward, but not as forward as some other stuff he's done to her. thinking of you, hinyori with milk. taking selfies of himself with her sleeping body. buying her capyper bra and undies. ]

I don't know if I can think of 12 poses like you can... 💧

[ AS IF THAT'S HER PROBLEM

she's shy,,,,,,, ]

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[He's even started referring to her as his girlfriend! Progress!!

T-This is true..... A calendar is almost downright tame by comparison, honestly. Wearing her uniform, hiding in her locker in gym... The list goes on and on.]

Aw... Just think of what you do during the day! Sleeping (cute), cooking (yummy), showering (sexy)~ It's pretty easy once you start!

[Captain Oblivious here, not realizing that's her hangup.]

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[ AFTER MONTHS........ but yes lskdgjs progress is gude, shy boy. the fact that his shyness outweighs his bragging rights.

with each example, hiyori gets redder. "easy for you to say," she mumbles into her hands, face buried. this is so embarrassing she can't have a picture of herself SHOWERING..... ]

What about


12 yoga poses?

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[SOB... HE'S DOING HIS BEST..... But he's overcome that hurdle, so...!

Maybe what she needs is a hand in posing herself, huehuehue~ God knows that having support helps! (hah)]

Oooh, good idea! You could do downward dog, the cow pose, cobra, triangle...

[Ironically (or not), all ones that'd have her sticking her ass out. HMMMM.]

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[ KEEP FIGHTING YATOGAMI

they both know that yato having a hand in helping her pose would result in 🔞 with that HUEHUEHUE. and, of course, yato knows about yoga. way more than her.

once she figures out what those poses are...... HMM. ]

That's four. Do you have eight more?

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[FIGHTO! WIN!!

He is nothing if not predictable in certain areas, as has been proven before. Naughty, dirty-minded God of Fortune, heh. He's dabbled, though not too deeply, which is why there's a long pause between his texts as he thinks.

LOOK THEM UP WHILE YOU CAN, HIYORI.]

The

um

crane?

[THAT'S KARATE, YATO]

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[ yes, her deviant deity.

he answers just as she's preparing to open the extranet or internet or whatever it's called here lmao ]

That's five!

Is that like the crane style in martial arts?

[ zero mistrust from hiyori

ITS A POSE ANYWAY ]

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[Only hers <3

Thankfully he caught her before she started browsing! Whew!]

Uh huh! Both are based on the bird!

[Clever, ain't he.

YOU LUCKED OUT ON THAT ONE, YATOGAMI]

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[ uwu 💞

god of fortune, be with ye. ]

I had no idea!

[ so clever. or a trickster. ]

Is there another one based on karate? I already love martial arts so I could really get into this.

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[uwu 4 u 💗

May your fortunes be ever brighter~]

Hehe, ya live and ya learn!

[Possibly a bit of both. Definitely the latter though in this case--]

There's doggy style, if you're interested in trying that~

[THAT'S THE FUCKING KAMA SUTRA, YOU DUMB GOD]

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[ 😳😊🥰 ]

You've done a lot of living and learning.

[ A MILLENIA.

hiyori is more innocent than most people, but NOT innocent enough not to know what DOGGY STYLE IS. help. how does she

wait this is public don't respond YATO YOU DUMB GOD ]

I think you're getting mixed up with what styles we're talking about.

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[😚💝]

Naturally~ Gotta teach you kids all I know!

[DON'T TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A CHILD, YATO, PLZ...

Can you hear him teeheeing through the oculars? Or maybe through the rings they're wearing.]

Nope, pretty sure that's one style I wanna try with you.



I mean

[asshole]

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[ DON'T TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A CHILDDLKGJKLSDJGLSKLDJ

while she might not be able to hear any TEEHEE, she can picture him. chest puffed up, looking so proud of himself. hiyori smiles, wryly.


for all of about two seconds until she reads the rest. shy about calling her his girlfriend to others, not so shy about admitting he wants to try doggy style with said girlfriend. ]

Yato.

Stop talking about what styles you want to do with me right now, please.

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[AT LEAST SHE'S OF AGE NOW...???

The mood whiplash is strong with this one. Poor Hiyori. As if she doesn't have enough to deal with recovering, she's got this twit to liven things up.

He manages to flash her this exact face, showing him perched outside on a branch. Old habits, yeah? Now if only he kept to the old habit of not going into R18 territory...]

Oopsie~

How about a tango, then? Or maybe freestyle?

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[ POSES HANDS IN STRANGLE MODE

poor hiyori, indeed. things always WERE lively when she was spending time with yato. she liked things lively, though. right now, it's not so bad. it keeps her mind off other things.

that he's outside in a TREE takes her back. pfft-! same old yato, sometimes. ]

Which tree are you in?

[ does she need to ask ]

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[CHOKE THAT CHICKEN

She does not need to ask, for there at her window comes a tapping, courtesy of one godfly plastered to the glass as he struggles not to fall from the window sill. Perhaps he should've asked her to open it first...]

'yori, lemme in! Is slippery out here--!

[Total dumbass. Who seems to be strangely unbalanced for him, wobbling and tipping towards the right. One might think he was drunk if it wasn't just that his face is stuck to the glass.]

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[ DOGGIES AND CHICKENS I SEE

hiyori is at work, but she IS taking it easy. as best as she can for who she is, anyway. first, she jolts. sighs. then turns towards the one window in the break room at the hospital.

that answers which tree.

he's so ridiculous. she tries not to laugh at his silly face pressed to the glass. it'll leave a print when he's gone. a mark of the yatogami, stalk- er, watching over her.

once she sees his failing balance, she stands up from her seat and hurries over to figure out how to open the window. ]

You goof! Use the door or at least ask me to open it before you get here...!

[ finally, it's open and she grabs his clothes to pull him in so he doesn't go CAREENING away completely. ]

You're early... [ hiyori breathes, not used to yato visiting at this time. usually, it's around dinner. ]

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[TOP TWO FAVORITE ANIMALS YEP

This is her divine punishment for working when she should be resting! The Yatogami check-in call. At least he's predictable if not entirely sensible...

Like he has any room to talk. Honestly. Some people's boyfriends, huh?

Though once Hiyori gets the window open and yanks him in, he stumbles in with a pained yelp, almost going down on his right leg before regaining his balance enough to stumble forward a couple steps. Wincing, he turns a wry smile towards her.]

Ah, sorry, sorry. [Breathing slowly, he debates a moment, then looks away.]

Yeah, about that... [Give him a minute to get to the couch. Though it's more akin to a 'hobble' as he limps over and seats himself with a sigh, head tipped back against the cushion.] Promise me you won't get uppity, okay?

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[ THAT'S IT...

this isn't hard work!! just some documenting to catch up on. some clean up. basic, everyday chores. she can't stay still and locked up FOREVER.

flustered, she apologizes for pulling him in so roughly. explaining she didn't want him to fall and if he just uSEd THE DooR!! anyway. she's using her good arm to brace his elbow, searching his face in question and hovering as he gets to the loveseat against the wall. where she was just sitting.

hiyori slowly and carefully sits next to him, eyes never leaving him. ]

Huh...? [ uppity?? ... about what? ] Um, sure. I promise.

[ does she tho? ]

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[YEAH...

If Yato had his way, she would be!! ...okay, not really. But she wouldn't be roaming around like this! She'd be in bed, doing remote work.

He manages a tight smile at her apology, acknowledging the wisdom of her words and promising to use the dumb, boooring door next time as they take a seat together. Though he's still wincing as he stretches his leg out in front of him, he lets an arm cover his face briefly before dropping it to his side and turning slightly to face her better with a clearly fretting expression.]

I need some pain killers. You can get those for me, right?

[His eyes meet hers, then quickly dart away to stare at a chart on the wall without really seeing it.]

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[ DOUBT........

but she needs to roam and use her body! else it'll get weak and she can't have that.

promise for a promise. only time will tell, sooner rather than later for hiyori, how long they'll uphold their word. something is bothering her - from that tight smile to yato still cringing a bit as he stretches to how he can't look at her.

what is going on? ]

Pain killers? [ oh. he's mortal. more mortal. right. ] Yeah, j-just a second. I have some over-the-counter ones somewhere... [ back up on her feet, she wanders over to some drawers and cabinets, pushing things aside until she finds a bottle of some generic analgesics. a few are dropped into her palm, she grabs a water bottle, and then she sits beside him again while offering what's in her hand. ]

Here. You should take it with food but have some water.

[ then, she waits. ]

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[PRESS F...

Yeah, but--! ...no, okay, that's entirely fair. He doesn't want her losing muscle mass or strength because of his concern.

So far so good. No freak outs or fretting on her part. That's a positive. He's too tired to deal with a lecture, hence the attempt to head one off at the pass. Hiyori is a woman of her word, though. One reason he loves her so, so much. He can count on her for damn near anything. And more.]

Yeah... [While she rummages around, he lets himself sink into the loveseat and - shockingly for him - seems to almost doze in those few moments, startling when she sits back down next to him. Blinking rapidly, he groggily holds a hand out for the pills and takes the thing of water with a nod of gratitude.]

I'll get a snack in a bit. Thanks. [Down the hatch! No problem there, thankfully, though he sighs with relief and maybe a hint of disappointment as he passes the bottle back to her.] Kinda wish it was something stronger, but oh well.

.....

[Dammit. He's gonna have to explain, isn't he? Heaving out a heavy sigh, he starts plucking at the seat cushion, refusing to look at her.]

I-- I got hurt during that last mission. It bugs me now and then.

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[ F'S IN CHAT, CHAT.

it's not like yato's worry isn't well-founded, either. she - they went through a lot. every single one of them went through something. it's clear as her namesake.

better than yato thinks, hiyori can read him. she knows when he's equipped to handle a freakout or a lecture and now isn't that time. he's more pale than usual. exhausted. he's looked bad before but this is the accumulation of days of unrest.

she just hopes it's something she can help with. fortunately (not really), it is. she's a doctor. one on leave but one all the same. maybe she should let him sleep on the couch here and get him a snack, herself. maybe she will. ]

I can't get you anything stronger right now. Sorry, Yato. [ needs prescribing and she's not QUITE so morally gray she would steal narcotics for him. she takes the bottle he hands back and puts it aside.

hearing the reasoning makes her suck in a breath. why didn't he say sooner? because she was already going through a lot, that's why. she doesn't need to ask. instead, she feels emotional and touched and even a bit sad he would put aside his ails for her sake. ]

Yato... [ damn it. the sweet idiot. UGH. hiyori whispers his name, cupping his cheek and turning his face back towards her to kiss him gently. ]

Do you want me to look at it...?