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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

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[intertwinedfates]

[HEHEHE]

Revenge is a dish best served sexy.

[That and it paid the bills. Aaaaand maybe it was kinda titillating? Just a little.

Given what he experienced growing up, drawing the woman trying to kill him is probably the least of his worrisome kinks...]

...does that mean I need to try to make you chase after me more?

[wwtd]

[ noted. can he hear the sarcasm? picture perfect pervert strikes again.

pervert and idiot, that is. ]

What.

You've already won me over.

[intertwinedfates]

[Sarcasm filter is ON. He hears only love and adoration (by choice.)

Idiotvert.]

Oh. Does that mean I can't woo you more? (；′⌒`)

1/2

[wwtd]

[ unexpected.......

it shouldn't be but

but sdlkgjslkdg ]

No.
Woo me more.

[wwtd]

[ ... ]

A personal calendar could work for this Hiyori.

[intertwinedfates]

[...well. Color him a little bit surprised. He honestly thought she'd balk at the idea of a calendar. Guess she has grown up quite a bit.

Now only if he could, too...]

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Then I'll make you one, too. Just for you.

[Showing all his sides, from silly to serious to sexy. The "Yato A Month Club."]

[wwtd]

[ teenyori would. too caught up in her embarrassment and the idea of a YATO CALENDAR to accept that she wants twelve pictures of yato for every month. january to december.

while still pretty new to dating in general, but not yato, this hiyori more easily accepts the truth. besides, who ELSE but yato could she have to accompany to mark the days? as if she wants anyone else.

.... okay, maybe touno. but yato is number one. ]

Make sure to have fun with it, okay?

[intertwinedfates]

[And truthfully, a Yato calendar IS pretty forward of him. Not quite proposal levels of investment, but up there. Something that's only really appropriate now that they've crossed the relationship threshold into "dating."

And let's be real, he's a pretty colorful subject for a calendar. You'll never forget it's April when his leering face is looming over you!]

I will! You should make a calendar, too, that way we can match.

[Angling for his own Monthly Hiyori? Damn right!]

[wwtd]

[ there's your winning letters: "dating"! for a whole handful of months now.

yato calendar is pretty forward, but not as forward as some other stuff he's done to her. thinking of you, hinyori with milk. taking selfies of himself with her sleeping body. buying her capyper bra and undies. ]

I don't know if I can think of 12 poses like you can... 💧

[ AS IF THAT'S HER PROBLEM

she's shy,,,,,,, ]

[intertwinedfates]

[He's even started referring to her as his girlfriend! Progress!!

T-This is true..... A calendar is almost downright tame by comparison, honestly. Wearing her uniform, hiding in her locker in gym... The list goes on and on.]

Aw... Just think of what you do during the day! Sleeping (cute), cooking (yummy), showering (sexy)~ It's pretty easy once you start!

[Captain Oblivious here, not realizing that's her hangup.]

[wwtd]

[ AFTER MONTHS........ but yes lskdgjs progress is gude, shy boy. the fact that his shyness outweighs his bragging rights.

with each example, hiyori gets redder. "easy for you to say," she mumbles into her hands, face buried. this is so embarrassing she can't have a picture of herself SHOWERING..... ]

What about


12 yoga poses?

[intertwinedfates]

[SOB... HE'S DOING HIS BEST..... But he's overcome that hurdle, so...!

Maybe what she needs is a hand in posing herself, huehuehue~ God knows that having support helps! (hah)]

Oooh, good idea! You could do downward dog, the cow pose, cobra, triangle...

[Ironically (or not), all ones that'd have her sticking her ass out. HMMMM.]

[wwtd]

[ KEEP FIGHTING YATOGAMI

they both know that yato having a hand in helping her pose would result in 🔞 with that HUEHUEHUE. and, of course, yato knows about yoga. way more than her.

once she figures out what those poses are...... HMM. ]

That's four. Do you have eight more?

[intertwinedfates]

[FIGHTO! WIN!!

He is nothing if not predictable in certain areas, as has been proven before. Naughty, dirty-minded God of Fortune, heh. He's dabbled, though not too deeply, which is why there's a long pause between his texts as he thinks.

LOOK THEM UP WHILE YOU CAN, HIYORI.]

The

um

crane?

[THAT'S KARATE, YATO]

[wwtd]

[ yes, her deviant deity.

he answers just as she's preparing to open the extranet or internet or whatever it's called here lmao ]

That's five!

Is that like the crane style in martial arts?

[ zero mistrust from hiyori

ITS A POSE ANYWAY ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Only hers <3

Thankfully he caught her before she started browsing! Whew!]

Uh huh! Both are based on the bird!

[Clever, ain't he.

YOU LUCKED OUT ON THAT ONE, YATOGAMI]

[wwtd]

[ uwu 💞

god of fortune, be with ye. ]

I had no idea!

[ so clever. or a trickster. ]

Is there another one based on karate? I already love martial arts so I could really get into this.

[intertwinedfates]

[uwu 4 u 💗

May your fortunes be ever brighter~]

Hehe, ya live and ya learn!

[Possibly a bit of both. Definitely the latter though in this case--]

There's doggy style, if you're interested in trying that~

[THAT'S THE FUCKING KAMA SUTRA, YOU DUMB GOD]

[wwtd]

[ 😳😊🥰 ]

You've done a lot of living and learning.

[ A MILLENIA.

hiyori is more innocent than most people, but NOT innocent enough not to know what DOGGY STYLE IS. help. how does she

wait this is public don't respond YATO YOU DUMB GOD ]

I think you're getting mixed up with what styles we're talking about.

[intertwinedfates]

[😚💝]

Naturally~ Gotta teach you kids all I know!

[DON'T TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A CHILD, YATO, PLZ...

Can you hear him teeheeing through the oculars? Or maybe through the rings they're wearing.]

Nope, pretty sure that's one style I wanna try with you.



I mean

[asshole]

[wwtd]

[ DON'T TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A CHILDDLKGJKLSDJGLSKLDJ

while she might not be able to hear any TEEHEE, she can picture him. chest puffed up, looking so proud of himself. hiyori smiles, wryly.


for all of about two seconds until she reads the rest. shy about calling her his girlfriend to others, not so shy about admitting he wants to try doggy style with said girlfriend. ]

Yato.

Stop talking about what styles you want to do with me right now, please.

[intertwinedfates]

[AT LEAST SHE'S OF AGE NOW...???

The mood whiplash is strong with this one. Poor Hiyori. As if she doesn't have enough to deal with recovering, she's got this twit to liven things up.

He manages to flash her this exact face, showing him perched outside on a branch. Old habits, yeah? Now if only he kept to the old habit of not going into R18 territory...]

Oopsie~

How about a tango, then? Or maybe freestyle?

[wwtd]

[ POSES HANDS IN STRANGLE MODE

poor hiyori, indeed. things always WERE lively when she was spending time with yato. she liked things lively, though. right now, it's not so bad. it keeps her mind off other things.

that he's outside in a TREE takes her back. pfft-! same old yato, sometimes. ]

Which tree are you in?

[ does she need to ask ]

[intertwinedfates]

[CHOKE THAT CHICKEN

She does not need to ask, for there at her window comes a tapping, courtesy of one godfly plastered to the glass as he struggles not to fall from the window sill. Perhaps he should've asked her to open it first...]

'yori, lemme in! Is slippery out here--!

[Total dumbass. Who seems to be strangely unbalanced for him, wobbling and tipping towards the right. One might think he was drunk if it wasn't just that his face is stuck to the glass.]

[wwtd]

[ DOGGIES AND CHICKENS I SEE

hiyori is at work, but she IS taking it easy. as best as she can for who she is, anyway. first, she jolts. sighs. then turns towards the one window in the break room at the hospital.

that answers which tree.

he's so ridiculous. she tries not to laugh at his silly face pressed to the glass. it'll leave a print when he's gone. a mark of the yatogami, stalk- er, watching over her.

once she sees his failing balance, she stands up from her seat and hurries over to figure out how to open the window. ]

You goof! Use the door or at least ask me to open it before you get here...!

[ finally, it's open and she grabs his clothes to pull him in so he doesn't go CAREENING away completely. ]

You're early... [ hiyori breathes, not used to yato visiting at this time. usually, it's around dinner. ]