01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

[transmit]

[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

@ clown prince

[uncourteous]

[ i couldn't in good faith use the first picture as his profile pic, listen... ]

CALLISTO REGULUS

 @ clown prince

PICTURE 1, PICTURE 2, PICTURE 3

CODING

@ clown prince

[uncourteous]

How unpleasant. It appears someone desires a tour of the palace dungeons.

[ if he had to say, it's insulting for them to believe these photos capture him in his full majesty? hello? ]

@shiro

[cranekin]

(He sees those scars and he has questions but he isnt going to ask on the network so...)

What kind of dungeons would a clown prince have?

[uncourteous]

[ damn… everyone spared some trauma dumping for today. ]

Clown prince?

@macarons

[rikugan]

5/10

[uncourteous]

Your eyes are clearly failing in your old age.

How are you to perform your duties as a royal advisor at this rate?

[rikugan]

you dont even know how old i am

i have perfect vision

@hot stuff

[emancipating]

[ ur loyal servant reporting for duty ]

10/10

[uncourteous]

If you were expecting praise, Sir Zagreus, I will have you know I am not that easy to please.

Why use mere numbers when you can use words?

[ sighs so deeply. ]

[emancipating]

I'm simply following the instructions, Your Majesty.
However, if Your Majesty would prefer me to use a different ranking system, it would be my honor to oblige.

@stardust

[siffriend]

[ (It's the prince!

... Who's title means nothing, here or to you.) ]

direct and eloquent

[ That's all the nice things he can say. ]

[uncourteous]

[ damn, the prince. thanks siffrin.

minus the worthless title part. ]

I also consider you quite direct and eloquent. Are you sure you don't have prior experience in giving out such generous compliments? [ he's teasing, but it probably doesn't translate well through text. a shame, really. ]

[siffriend]

[ It sure doesn't, which means Siffrin is taking it fully at face value. Wow... They're eloquent?

(Not a single one of your family members would call you that, probably!) ]

not really
only telling the truth

@loremipsum

[undrowned]

6/10

1/2

[uncourteous]

[ ??? ]

[uncourteous]

Are you factoring in how gallant I appeared during our last excursion?

[undrowned]

Thanks for the reminder.

3/10.

@hottie

[transmit]

-10

[ you'll just have to respond to this to find out what it means ]

[uncourteous]

Are you attempting to send me a message?

Envy truly is such an ugly emotion.

[transmit]

No, I just wanted to see how you'd react and it was as expected.
Don't worry, there's nothing for me to feel particularly envious about.

So here: objectively, you're a 10/10.

@rasgulla

[peoplewatch]

[ your other royal aide is here ........ ]

A handsome and strong king! The royalty back home would rarely be seen doing such hard labour.

Anything less than 10/10 would be a disservice.

[uncourteous]

[ a king, huh?

he'd joke about how its treasonous to say that when his coronation meeting had not been set yet, but it feels a bit too close to home for him to actually comment on in the moment. instead— ] You seem to have adapted well to this grading system. Perhaps, my days of toiling were all for this one singular moment. I jest, Sir Kabru...

Instead of praise, do you not believe you should be extending your hand?

[peoplewatch]

My hand? What would you like me to do? I'll do my best to meet your wishes.

@kijyo

[saudadist]

0

the beheaded wolf is in bad taste

[uncourteous]

Do not fret.

It was actually a bear.