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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

[uncourteous]

If you were expecting praise, Sir Zagreus, I will have you know I am not that easy to please.

Why use mere numbers when you can use words?

[ sighs so deeply. ]

[emancipating]

I'm simply following the instructions, Your Majesty.
However, if Your Majesty would prefer me to use a different ranking system, it would be my honor to oblige.

[uncourteous]

Anticipating my desires before I even voice them is your job, is it not?

Though, it puts my heart at ease to know you’ve adapted so well.

[emancipating]

[ is it??? :thinking: ]

In order to serve you efficiently, I must adapt according to the customs of this place.
As such, Your Majesty is compassionate and astute, qualities befitting one of your standing. I hope to continue to be of use to you within my capacity as your loyal servant.

[uncourteous]

[ if you think something hard enough, does it not become even a little true? ]

All things considered, I do believe your overall performance has exceeded in most areas. I suppose it is about prime time for an appropriate reward. Have you considered what you wanted?

[ considered as if... anyone could have predicted this. ]

[emancipating]

[ are we at the gift giving stage of love languages already....... damn. ]

While I'm honored that Your Majesty has deemed my servitude thus far has been satisfactory, I must admit that I haven't considered it.
Is it not a gift in itself to be able to serve you?

[uncourteous]

[ words of affirmation (or in this case, servitude??) and then straight to gift giving with money he doesn't actually have, yeah. ]

You really do have a way of moving your tongue quite prettily. Considering my own servant seems to be without much desire, I suppose it leaves it to me to figure out an apt gift. Quite sly of you.

[emancipating]

[ i guess he doesn't need to work if zag and kabru are the breadwinners.... but also, not if he finds u a gift first (lmao) ]

I assure you, I have no such intent.
If Your Majesty insists on finding me a gift, however undeserving of it I may be, it would be an honor.

[uncourteous]

[ don't worry, he can take out a high interest debt. ]

I shall find something appropriate. You may look forward to it.

[ little does he knows, zagreus beats him yeah...

also not the pain of him acting like he's giving him permission to be excited, but there we go./ ]