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I need advice!
( Hello network, here's your friendly neighbourhood Stampede about to fully launch into something with no forewarning and no introductions. It's how he makes friends ... and also enemies, don't worry. ) So, we have to get jobs, right? But I'm not exactly sure what I'd be good at. I usually just do whatever people need around the towns I'm visiting, which means I know a little of most things. But I figured this place was new and people might be a little more cautious about that. So I made flyers!
( In one hand - metal, blue sometimes sea green - Vash holds up a stack of leaflets. )
Only when I was trying to give them out I got a lot of dirty looks so can someone tell me what I've done wrong! I really want to be useful while I'm here.
( Turning the flyer around so that his ( unfortunate ) captive audience can see. The design is obviously home made, and probably in a rush. On the paper it proudly proclaims
VASH THE STAMPEDE
RENT BOY
WILL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED
COST: ???
Below that is a crude drawing of the man himself - a stick figure with a triangle body ( his coat, sadly missing ) and a mass of spiky hair. It has a crude beaming smile on the circle of a face. )
Is it the drawing? I could have done better I guess, but I was in a hurry. ( A pause, a slow dawning realisation. ) Aw, shoot. It's the name, right? I didn't use my civilian name! Crap, that's probably a no-no.
( Nothing else could be the issue.
... Right? )
( Hello network, here's your friendly neighbourhood Stampede about to fully launch into something with no forewarning and no introductions. It's how he makes friends ... and also enemies, don't worry. ) So, we have to get jobs, right? But I'm not exactly sure what I'd be good at. I usually just do whatever people need around the towns I'm visiting, which means I know a little of most things. But I figured this place was new and people might be a little more cautious about that. So I made flyers!
( In one hand - metal, blue sometimes sea green - Vash holds up a stack of leaflets. )
Only when I was trying to give them out I got a lot of dirty looks so can someone tell me what I've done wrong! I really want to be useful while I'm here.
( Turning the flyer around so that his ( unfortunate ) captive audience can see. The design is obviously home made, and probably in a rush. On the paper it proudly proclaims
RENT BOY
WILL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED
COST: ???
Below that is a crude drawing of the man himself - a stick figure with a triangle body ( his coat, sadly missing ) and a mass of spiky hair. It has a crude beaming smile on the circle of a face. )
Is it the drawing? I could have done better I guess, but I was in a hurry. ( A pause, a slow dawning realisation. ) Aw, shoot. It's the name, right? I didn't use my civilian name! Crap, that's probably a no-no.
( Nothing else could be the issue.
... Right? )
@destiny
It has to be more snappy! Like... "Guy for hire: whatever you need, with speed!" And what YOU need is a top-notch artist to give your ad a visual pop that'll catch people's attention!
And it just so happens I work for cheap as an artist, if you're interested!
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( No wonder he got chased out of that combini! He just wasn't very sharp on the get-go. The offer of help brightens him up but then he wilts just as quickly, rubbing the back of his neck and letting out a quietly embarassed heh. )
And I really would, I'm not very good at art. But I kinda already used the money they gave me on these leaflets. And then I maaaaybe spent the rest on donuts. ( Bad business practices all round! ) ... You don't need any odd jobs doing, right?
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[If he could reach through the screen and pat the guy, he would. Seems like he needs some moral support rather than being scolded for his attempts at drumming up business. Because boy how does Yato know what that's like.]
Donuts, huh? I can't blame you. The food we get isn't exactly the most thrilling. You gotta treat yourself to something familiar and nice when dealing with this crazy world-hopping shit! Though I get the feeling we're in the same line of work, really.
...hey, instead of trading jobs or fees, maybe we could team up or something? Two guys can handle twice the workload, right?
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@meatbuns
no wonder they were giving you filthy looks, man
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Oh no.
Oh no.
Ohnononono. )
WHAT.
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@pochita
you're calling yourself a prostitute.
as a cop, i should arrest you.
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woah, hey there sheriff.
it's not what it looks like!!!
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@vessel
[ Yuji frowns, thoughtful. ]
People like having a good idea of how much things are, I think.
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( He was thinking ahead! )
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vash undoing all geto's hard work so now they must fight in my head
they're gonna 1v1
neither of them make it out alive and i gotta quit the game
i take it back --
asdhjs
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@nice toy
[ that's all he gets at first. sorry vash. but in his defense, this is funny? ]
well, not gonna lie, the drawing probably isn't helping. but that's not "dirty looks" level bad. that's cuz it sounds like you're you're hooking. course they might just be confused because you're trying to do it via flyer. that's a weird approach for that kind of work, I assume
what is that un what does it mean omg
i didn't know!!!
a guy told me that's what it meant once.
and i mean maybe it's what it meant there but now i'm not so sure.
he wasn't wearing very much ...
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google tells me it's a revolver but if it's not i'm pretending it is
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un: twin
How tough are you?
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Pretty tough! I'm a lot stronger than I look. Why? You need something moved or someone tussled with? I'm a strict peace lover but I can be real threatening when I want to be. Especially if someone's not minding their own business.
( As threatening as a guy who usually looks like this - (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ - can be )
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@hellonurse
The drawing isn't the problem. [ not the biggest one, anyway.] Or the name, I think. Most people might think it's a scam or a joke when they read something like this, um. Instead of "Rent Boy" [ she's avoiding eye contact with the network as she says this........ ] You could use something like "Professional Jack of All Trades" and list things you're particularly comfortable helping with or are good at.
... A flat rate cost would help too. Not question marks. "Open to discussion" works just as well.
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Oh! Yeah, you're probably right. Everyone's been explaining where I went wrong and I totally get it now. Don't listen to people in shady alleys when they try explaining things to you! But uh, the flat rate's the problem. I don't know what to charge, I don't want to make it too high that people can't ask for my help, you know? Money's scarce.
( Or it is in Gunsmoke. Neo Tokyo's far fancier than Vash has ever seen - even brighter than Julai even. ) But open to discussion seems a fair thing to put. The next flyer will definitely be better.
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@KENSUKE, TEXT.
It's probably because the art isn't eye-catching, but I drew something up for you!
[ and he sends an image of his art. Did he somehow make this worse? ]
Sorry, I can't draw people, but I can draw animals and other creatures!
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HOLD ON
YOU DREW THAT???
I'M A DOG????
THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL!!!
( He is having a Moment, Laois. )
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@ice snap
But March will respond with a chipper little wave. ]
Instead of... um, artwork, what about a photo? Then they'd see for themselves that you're a good, trustworthy person! Probably.
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Which isn't even fair, I'm a good guy.
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@rasgulla
Would it help to list your skills on the placard too?
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( Immediate delight, like a puppy hearing the front door open. )
And I guess you're right. I'm so used to people just deciding what they need help with but there's so many of us here I bet they don't want to impose. I just ... have to decide which ones to include.
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( text ) un: shiro
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@Coinflip
[Lessa, no.]
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( A long pause, and then. )
What's the ssc?
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vash no
vash yes.
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