VIDEO | @CHAINSMOKER
( this is what you wanted to be greeted with when opening the network, right? a woman sat on an unmade bed with her legs crossed ankle over knee, ashtray full on a bedside table, looking about as enthused as a rock as she's so very clearly scrolls through some searches. )
So, video games.
( great opening line. didn't even introduce herself. )
I get what they are from looking it up, but what's the point in some of these? PowerWash Simulator? Farming Simulator 56? American Truck Simulator? You could just go outside and do some of this.
( is she smoking inside her bedroom? also yes. sorry if that gets into the vents, redemption team. )
... I also need suggestions for games. And no, I don't have experience in it which means I don't have enough to make a preference with.
So, video games.
( great opening line. didn't even introduce herself. )
I get what they are from looking it up, but what's the point in some of these? PowerWash Simulator? Farming Simulator 56? American Truck Simulator? You could just go outside and do some of this.
( is she smoking inside her bedroom? also yes. sorry if that gets into the vents, redemption team. )
... I also need suggestions for games. And no, I don't have experience in it which means I don't have enough to make a preference with.

text; @CURSE
text | @chainsmoker
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video @Goldilocks
It's Tary. He can smell the hint of smoke coming from his vent, and he has to wave the air before his face to clear it.]
Can you not?
video | @chainsmoker
Wasn't a problem before.
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video; @newb
1) everyone has their vices and who is she to judge a pretty lady for smoking when she's smoking hot, and;
2) the whiff of smoke ain't traveling far enough to reach the everlight dorm rooms anyway, so suck it. ]
Actually...!
[ AHEM AHEM! ladies and gentleman... welcome to d.va's ted talk. ]
The point of simulation games is so that you don't have to go outside. You could do it all from the comfort of your room! In fact, you don't have to lift a finger... Er, wait, that's not right. You use either a controller or a mouse and keyboard to play video games so you do have to use your fingers, but the fact of the matter is that you don't need to break a sweat playing something likeβ like a farming simulation! Ya know what I mean?
[ she can be seen pacing her room, stroking her chin like a mad genius. ]
What do you do in your spare time? Do you like to cook? Clean? Pretend you're living another life? Kill things?
video | @chainsmoker
It just seems a little mundane to want to simulate. I think I saw one for.. mowing a lawn?
( baffling.
but, hm.. good question. )
I'm usually working, or looking for work. Sort of a freelance type deal. Didn't really do much of anything else besides that.
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video, @greatvalue
[ he sounds largely unfamiliar with the concept ]
Oh, like that.... racing thing where you throw weapons at your enemies? "Maulrio Card"?
video | @chainsmoker
( what a concept. saves people the property damage from a high-speed chase, she supposed. )
Tried it before?
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@ soba
text | @chainsmoker
but hold on she has to look up what this could even be a reference to.
... oh. actually, )
think i should get into street racing?
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text @babysitter
I don't know what these video games are, but could you please refrain from smoking within the team living quarters? I can smell it in my room, too.
text | @chainsmoker
should i go to a different team's quarters then
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β action!?
β action!!
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@sanda
[What with the rampant threat of kaiju and everything else about where we're at...]
text | @chainsmoker
for fun, though?
i can't say i get how anyone would think so. mostly just moving dirt or... removing dirt, in some of them.
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@girlboss
first of all, smoke more
secondly, play visual novels
[ Of course she suggests them. ]
text | @chainsmoker
one second she's looking up visual novels. why are they different from regular novels. )
so, kind of like an rpg but not really.
also there seems to be a lot of romance related ones?
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where did my html go wow???
@crow
Or something.
[ yeah he's not fully convinced either, ]
text | @chainsmoker
you got anything better for me?
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@goddess of death
However, their existence is likely aimed at those who cannot go outside, for reasons outside of their control.
I believe this to be a beneficial thing for everyone.
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fair enough.
if you wanted to try it, i ended up getting an alpaca simulator.
( y'know, normal things. )
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this is gonna be the funniest misunderstanding for later
disney is real, believe her!
text; un: joker
[a serious recommendation]
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wow i didn't realize that the life of an alpaca was wilder than i thought
( was that a helicopter )
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@topknot
They must be designed to keep children entertained.
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By handing them farming implements?
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@redmist, video
Can't say I'll be of any help. Never played any video games.
video | @chainsmoker
Out of disinterest or lack of time?
( listen she just wants to see if she can drag someone else into being bad at video games with her. )
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