(Accidental) Text. un: kensei

[keihatsu]

[ For no reason, a new user just posts this in the network: ]

DO WARM-UPS!

BARBELL SQUATS (SUMO STANCE)

- FIRST SET 10 REPS

- SECOND SET 9 REPS

- THIRD SET 8 REPS

BARBELL GOOD MORNINGS (HIGH BAR)

- FIRST SET 9 REPS

- SECOND SET 8 REPS

WALKING LUNGES (GLUTE FOCUSED, BARBELL)

- FIRST SET 24 REPS

- SECOND SET 24 REPS

LEG PRESS

- FIRST SET 16 REPS

- SECOND SET 13 REPS

BODYWEIGHT SQUATS

- 10 REPS

DO COOL-DOWNS!

- USE POOL IF NOBODY IS AROUND!

HOW DO YOU
DELETE
DELETE!
DAMN IT DAMN IT!
IGNORE THIS!

[ Shizuka is still getting used to the network, now her schemes of building a bakery is made public. She sits in panic alone in her Revelation bedroom. Oh no. She made an ass of herself. Now she's gonna be the butt of every joke. She can never put this behind her. ]

Comments

[plagiarists]

tell me something i don't know
you can delete this post if you stand in front of a mirror and press a button behind your ear

[ That's a little elaborate, but... you know, it's the same button that takes a picture when you press it. Sooyoung has no idea what kind of expression Shizuka might be wearing right now but she hopes the other woman is blushing at least. And if she's lucky, Shizuka might send it to her by accident. ]

[leveling]

So you just choose what questions you want to answer and ignore the rest.
Gotcha.

[ He's amused more than anything. Honestly, he's kind of similar in that regard. ]

You seem to know your stuff.
Can you rate my workout routine and give me any pointers?
- 100 push-ups
- 100 sit-ups
- 100 squats
- 10km run

[cranekin]

(WHAT AN INTERESTING SWORD...)

You have to keep doing it. Eventually, you'll remove this post from the first page.

(................ It is not a lie but maybe it is not the best way to deal with this.)

[bowtography]

[ too late ]

You're terrible at comforting, you know that?

text; @rodya

[axethrows]

Ooh, sharing your routine with the class?
Too bad, I think this is up here forever so you can't delete it.

[There is probably a way, but she doesn't know it sooo-]

[keihatsu]

Enough.
You got me.

[ She fell for his trick - twice - and as much as she hates being fooled, she doesn't want to be mad, even though she kind of is. Being mad messes with the implant and it's what led to the all caps and mistake of posting publicly. ]

[keihatsu]

So I've been told.
But it's important to know potential dangers, is it not?

[keihatsu]

[ Does he do this everyday? Does he not use AC for mental toughness? Does he only eat a banana for breakfast? Shizuka doesn't think of those things, but she looks at the workout list with full seriousness ]

Too basic.
How often do you do this?
What other activities do you do?
These matter on how substantial your results would be.

[ Shizuka feels more comfortable talking about this subject, making it easier to distract her mind from her embarrassment. ]

[keihatsu]

I suppose.
I do not want to speak of this anymore.
They can take benefit from this if they wish.

[keihatsu]

Nice try.
You're too obvious.

[ Fool her once... A shame that Sooyoung won't be able to see Shizuka's brand new gym clothes. But also a shame since she likes her pick. Her inner fashionista shining through the taut activewear. ]

[keihatsu]

Someone who dislikes sharing the pool.
They can have it when I'm done.

[ But also someone who can't afford a swimsuit yet. She really needs money. The one she got and her measly cop salary isn't enough. A lot of it goes to feed her enormous appetite. ]

[wheft]

And how long are you going to use it?

[keihatsu]

It just did.
This damned implant read my thoughts and translated it to all capitals.

[keihatsu]

So it would seem.

[ Shizuka doesn't feel the need to correct and say she wasn't trying to share it publicly, she's already tired from her own embarrassment. ]

At least others can take inspiration from it.
Or use it as a cautionary tale.

[gimu]

your head sure is loud

[keihatsu]

20 minutes would suffice.
I only need to do as many laps to cool down.

[ She's actually proud of that, not caring she's hogging access to something public for almost half an hour. ]

[keihatsu]

This is the second time someone viewed all capitals as loud.
I don't understand it.

[gimu]

signs meant to get attention are all in big lettering, aren't they? that's not much different from shouting.
and some people shout when they're doing strange things and get caught at it.
see? simple.

[wheft]

Oh, that should be fine. I don't think a lot of people use the pool as much as I do, anyway.

[cranekin]

?

Well, in that case, it will probably disappear after others share their stories.
Is there a reason you want to get rid of it?

[bowtography]

I think at the very least
We can hope for the best...

[leveling]

[ Too basic, she says... well, it was what got him a lot of stats upgrades and items back home, but with no system here, maybe he should consider changing things around. ]

Every day.
Activities?

[ He can't start talking about clearing dungeons, can he? ]

That's all I do.

[seafloor]

It's a pretty impressive workout.
I might steal it.

[ He says, like he hasn't already taken a screenshot. It's gonna be a good day at the gym. ]

Tokyo. Shibuya, specifically.
Just, y'know. About 200 years in the past.
But I've been all over the country, and outside of it too.
Yokai and kami are hardly the only other peoples living in my world.

[keihatsu]

[ Shizuka narrows her eyes at that. She feels being condescended to, but couldn't be sure. Why are social cues so hard? She misses her sister who picks up on those for her. ]

Noted.
Anything else?

[ She hasn't tried it before, but she's gonna try looking up this person's profile. They're in the same team, huh? This is probably the first time she's actually interacted with any of the Revelations aside from ignoring them in public around the base, probably. She's always in a hurry when she walks that she might as well be jogging. ]

[keihatsu]

[ Shizuka tilts her head a bit, learning something new about Ishmael that she didn't think would interest her more than it should have. Ishmael just seems so mysterious to her, but Shizuka also doesn't make an effort in trying to get to know the other woman anyway. ]

Good.
Perhaps one day we can have a race.

[ It's her attempt at a joke. ]