ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

anonymous lima bean

[gimu]

vergilius is stingy

[vivisexual]

Not true, he treated me to barbecue the very first time we met.

[gimu]

that bastard
he wouldnt pick up anything for me even though he asked first

[vivisexual]

Did you do something to piss him off? He's grumpy so he seems like the type who would be that petty.

Otherwise if he was just nicer to me we'd have to worry about his proclivities.

[gimu]

i believe it was a misdial but the fact still remains that he is stingy

are you saying that you are his type?

does he have a type???

[vivisexual]

[CHOSO LMAO. But ok he's not going to commit to this lie.]

No idea, I was lying actually, he was extremely unreceptive to me flirting with him.

[gimu]

damn
he is kind of a handsome guy

[vivisexual]

Isn't he? He's got those smouldering good looks of a guy who could just kill you.

He kept calling me a kid though, so I don't think I had a chance.

[gimu]

that is a habit of old people, and he is exceptionally old.

[vivisexual]

Oh? How old exactly?

[gimu]

i don’t know.
maybe 30?
i have never checked.

[vivisexual]

He has grey hair I think he's got to be older than that.

How old are you that you think 30 is grandpa age?

[gimu]

very old
everyone is young except for the ones who are old
like vergilius
and silco
who are older by dint of earning their crotchetiness.

[vivisexual]

Then doesn't that mean you're crotchety too?

[immortalpoet]

i CAN read this you know

@anonymousrat

[zauneyete]

Oh he's terribly stingy but he must have really upset you for it to be novel. All old people are like that.

[ as if that statement's going to play it off ]

[gimu]

i thought food was incoming. it was not.
some grudges are borne for ages.

[immortalpoet]

you will survive

[gimu]

no thanks to you

[zauneyete]

Oh, over food? When LILITH provides it for free? That's a little silly, isn't it?

[gimu]

it was food stalls from mexico
lilith fare pales in comparison

[zauneyete]

What, you didn't come with your own kryptos? That sounds like poor planning on your part.

anonymousroot

[followyourstar]

Depends on who and when you ask in my experience.

What'd you ask for?

[gimu]

street stall food
he drives such a hard bargain

[followyourstar]

Food... That'd do it.

Just gonna go out on a limb here and guess he wanted you to earn it first?