ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

@anonymousy

[shadowban]

fushiguro toji is bad at his job. don't hire him.

[ yes, he's using this opportunity to bully his own biological father. ]

[gimu]

what kind of job?

[shadowban]

if you only want him to kill things, that's fine. but he's bad at everything else. he doesn't even shower enough.

[ we are diving headfirst into slander territory without regrets. ]

[gimu]

he is much cleaner than that.
can attest.

+1

[fursuit]

[ shakes choso’s hand anonymously and from across the void ]

[shadowban]

not clean enough. raise your standards.

[gimu]

what standards

[shadowban]

all of them. you deserve to work with someone who cares about things like showers.

[gimu]

right. work.
how many showers a day is your ideal, mousy?

[shadowban]

this isn't about me. you're the one defending this guy, then cite your sources.

@ soba ( sry future son he does not know you're here )

[gorb]

Kicking him in the dick works just as well as bad reviews, I've heard. Not that I've had the pleasure.

no this is great actually

[shadowban]

maybe he'll learn to listen to people if he got kicked in the nuts. someone should try it.

🥰

[gorb]

( Is this ... a kindred spirit? )

I've been looking for an excuse. And people always do tell me I should be more team-orientated. I'll do it for you, anonymous reviewer.

What did he do to piss you off so much?

🥰🥰🥰

[shadowban]

he stinks.

[ he will not elaborate. he will also not explain!!! ]

i don't like his face either, he looks weird.

[gorb]

( ... where'syourrage.meme )

I like to think that's because someone hit him very hard. Maybe that will help you too?

[shadowban]

it's not math where negative values cancel each other out. just kick him. he's pretty straightforward to annoy once you understand how he works. do it for yourself. be free.

[gorb]

Unfortunately I wouldn't stop at kicking.

Also, he has family. The apple is decidedly better than the tree.

1/2 @anonymouscock

[assassinsgreed]

i hired him and he did the cleanest and most efficient job
don't know what you're talking about

2/2

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ oh... this anon name is unfortunate, actually. ]}

[shadowban]

fushiguro toji is lame and defending himself in this thread.

[ he's only 50% sure, but he's also a child of the internet and it's always annoying when people try to guess who anons are, so why not use the tactic also? ]

[assassinsgreed]

think that all you want but it isn't true

[shadowban]

that you're fushiguro toji or that you suck?

[assassinsgreed]

neither
get better at this

[shadowban]

toji fushiguro isn't worth hiring and he has bad customer service

[assassinsgreed]

are you speaking from experience?