super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[sanguivorous]

I'm not sure that is quite the--how do they put it in this world?--the "own" you think it is, but I can appreciate the sentiment behind it.

But, in all honesty, while less convenient, you may have better luck making one trip to a local brothel then seek out an old, lonely man in the park waiting for a game partner.

[hachikai]

Why do you dimwits keep focusing on the board game in particular? Is it some attempt at mocking me?

Because you should return to the writing desk if so.

[sanguivorous]

Hmmm, yes, it is but also some honest advice. I get the feeling the "courtesans" in this world aren't as, uh, well-rounded as to pair sex along with strategy board games.

[hachikai]

It isn't the board game their worth is dependent on. It's that they have the capacity to engage me in other ways beyond the physical.