super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[hachikai]

You shouldn't judge so harshly.

Your sharp wit would have earned you many patrons in my day.

[harboredfeelings]

If that's supposed to be a compliment then you really need to work on how you talk to women.

Or better yet, just never talk again.

[hachikai]

Nothing I say passes your metrics to begin with, so I figured I would just be honest.

[harboredfeelings]

I struggle to believe anything you do or say could hold any sort of honesty behind it. You don't exactly do much to convince anyone otherwise.

[hachikai]

I gain nothing from deceiving you, Fox. It's too much hassle to remember the intricate webbing for such things.

Especially when the truth seems to get under your skin all the more.

[harboredfeelings]

Is that so?

You must be a rather poor shogi player if simple deceit is what you consider a "hassle."

[ That's more cheeky than outright insulting... is she slightly flattered in a roundabout way? Kinda! Would she ever admit it?

Oh dear Creator, no. ]

I'm curious though. Does an unscrupulous lout like you even have anything to offer the women you're seeking out? You don't seem like one who's spent much time working.

[hachikai]

I know how best to move my pieces to fluster in either game or battle.

You didn't strike me as the type to care for monetary value. Regardless, I make plenty.

Though that's not all you're wanting to hear that I have to offer, is it?