super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[hachikai]

🖕👐👍

[ Who taught him how to do emojis? ]

[copy]

[ But no for real, who taught him emojis?? Undo that right now. ]

no need to be rude.

are you that lonely?

[hachikai]

[ The way he viscerally blanches at "lonely"... ]

I'm bored.

[copy]

[ "Bored", huh. ]

if you're really that bored, i'll play.

[hachikai]

Pass.

[copy]

ah, so more lonely than bored then.
i see.

[hachikai]

[ He feels a vein throb in his eyelid. It shakes his vision, only annoying him further. ]

You don't want to be a part of what I call fun, brat.

[copy]

probably not, no.
but i imagine you'll have to be more selective about your type of fun here.