super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[gorb]

More the poor woman you're intending to cheat out of a wage.

[hachikai]

You don't care about humans.

[gorb]

Not really, no.

I'll make an exception this time.

[hachikai]

I never did say I was only looking for a woman.

[gorb]

So my pity will be non-discriminatory.

[hachikai]

Who I spend my money on is none of your business.

[gorb]

You are, quite literally, advertising it for all to see.

[hachikai]

And yet instead of chuckling and moving along, you gave in to the temptation to give your two cents.

How very human of you. :)

[gorb]

I hope you get syphilis and die.

[hachikai]

Ah, I struck a nerve. How intriguing.

[gorb]

Ah no, didn't you know? I'm very homicidal.