super boomer level accidental text @gourmand | May 7th

[hachikai]

[ What else is a sorcerer-slash-king-of-curses supposed to do in the late hours of the evening than browse the internet out of boredom? Or try to.

Emphasis on "try." ]

Courtesans
Courtesans in Neo-Tokyo metropolitan area

[ ...wait, what's going on?

Why aren't any of his search terms producing results? They're just sitting there when he hits "send?" This search engine is terrible. Who designed this?

Maybe he should use more exact terms. Is he using criteria that are too broad? ]

Courtesans that know how to play shogi
Courtesans that know how to play shogi near me

[ Still nothing.

Alright this is starting to piss him off... ]

Comments

[hachikai]

It isn't the board game their worth is dependent on. It's that they have the capacity to engage me in other ways beyond the physical.

[hachikai]

[ Laios is something else. He never knows what to expect from him, though he keenly misses Uraume more every time he speaks to him. ]

My schedule follows my whims, so you can come by whenever you like. If I'm there.

You should tell me more of the beasts you've encountered when you do.

[soft_shelled]

No thanks, I'm too young for that sort of thing.

[Can't get a lady of the night when you're sixteen, Sukuna!]

[vorous]

_{[ WAO.. an invitation to monster word vomit?! This is a good distraction and would cheee him up instantly. ]}

Oh!! I would love to! There’s a lot of them that I could talk about. Do you have a preference for what kind?

[hachikai]

Ah, then I'll find a good seller of kendama for you.

[soft_shelled]

I'm not that young either. I'm sixteen.

[Also he had to look up what a kendama is, and wow, rude.]

[hachikai]

[ Part of him wonders if he might be getting more than he bargained for with this, but...well, beggars can't be choosers. And he is genuinely curious about the wealth of knowledge Laios possesses. ]

Start however you please. Though getting your least favorites out of the way would leave more time to regale me with facts about your favorites.

[hachikai]

Then do whatever it is the youth of your era are most inclined to do. I wouldn't know nor have adequate suggestions.

[ Sorry Donnie, he is just Like This. ]

[soft_shelled]

But I already am doing that, like right now.

[Gen Z, pissing away their lives on the internet.]

[hachikai]

[ bruh ]

Perhaps you should divert your attention elsewhere, child.

[soft_shelled]

You're not my dad.

[kubricks]

Sure, why not?

I don't think I'm what you're looking for, but you likely could do worse.

[gorb]

You are, quite literally, advertising it for all to see.

[intertwinedfates]

[They're an odd pair, but so fair Yato's got no beef with Sukuna. He was pretty handy while fishing, too.]

nah, it's not that big of a deal. and besides, food is always a nice trade!

I hope you do manage to find yourself a nice lady to spend an evening or three with, in that case! good company can be tricky to find sometimes

[copy]

ah, so more lonely than bored then.
i see.

[hachikai]

And yet instead of chuckling and moving along, you gave in to the temptation to give your two cents.

How very human of you. :)

[hachikai]

[ He feels a vein throb in his eyelid. It shakes his vision, only annoying him further. ]

You don't want to be a part of what I call fun, brat.

[hachikai]

[ Huh...he didn't expect that to work. Well, far be it from him to turn her down now after making a spectacle of himself. ]

Which room is yours, then, Makima?

Or would you prefer a meeting place more scenic?

[copy]

probably not, no.
but i imagine you'll have to be more selective about your type of fun here.

[eyescar]

i'm not the one posting cringey stuff on the network

[gorb]

I hope you get syphilis and die.

[kubricks]

Room 8, but I wouldn't mind going somewhere. And it goes poorly we can go our separate ways.

[Never mind that their rooms are both in the same section of the base.]

[blastedass]

WHAT MISTAKE?!

[vorous]

_{[ He's so happy, wtf. ]}

Okay! Where are you at? I'll come over and explain everything right away!

_{[ hold up there, nobody said anything about coming over.. ]}

[judgementcrime]

[Well, welcome to horrifying cyberpunk capitalism.]

So you're lonely and horny, but classy about it. I can respect that.