@moneybags

[lovebombing]

I have a thought experiment for you all! Something to spark the brain juices

There are two magic bags

One bag will produce any sandwich you want, anytime you want

The other will produce any burrito you want, anytime you want

You may choose one

If you choose the sandwich bag, you can never have a burrito again. If you choose the burrito bag, you can never have a sandwich again.

Which do you choose?


(For some extra help, fam. Things to consider!)

Are hotdogs sandwiches? Is an open-faced sandwich "a sandwich"? Is an eggroll a burrito? Which bag do quesadillas come out of? What's a veggie wrap?

Also, could you make the argument that a pizza an open-faced sandwich?

Comments

@ typhoon

[photosympathies]

My vote is a quesadilla is just a flat burrito, therefore ...

Actually, this doesn't make it any easier. Do I want to give up breakfast sandwiches? Could I? Would I just die?

[lovebombing]

You might just die I don't know your life, fam

Would you make that sacrifice


Could you

[photosympathies]

I'm giving up burritos.

A sandwich is versatile. And a grilled cheese is kind of like a quesadilla.

@gourmand

[hachikai]

Explain what either of those are first.

[lovebombing]

You first :)

[hachikai]

You expect me to describe that which I have never seen?

@shash

[gyve]

Burrito
I had a burrito and it was good

One sandwich I had was dry and unseasoned
Tasted like nothing
Not spicy at all

I won't have another sandwich again

[lovebombing]

You just had ONE sandwich and you were done?

Buddy


Pal

[gyve]

It was very bland
I'm no longer interested

( the sandwich broke him )

Burrito is the only choice here

@Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

This us some "is cereal a soup" kind of stuff.

[lovebombing]

Well I think cereal is a stew

un: draconic

[belli]

which offers more meat?

[lovebombing]

Depends on the sandwich and burrito my friend

@lastsamurai

[rebelsamurai]

Are you high? Cause you sound high as a kite.

[lovebombing]

Wow can't a guy ask questions and not be suspected of doing substances like come on?

@jasper

[not_laurent]

If I've never had a burrito, does this mean I need to default to sandwich?

[lovebombing]

Why have you never had a burrito

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Considering its value as a stable source of sustenance, which would especially benefit those struggling with food security, I would take either and sacrifice the ability to eat the other. Burritos would be easier to handle, however, so I would pick it over sandwiches.

[ Here's Ratio being the killjoy considering the question very seriously. ]

[lovebombing]

Oh



Huh


That's actually solid reasoning except you have leaky burritos sometimes

@Rainy

[zerodissolver]

I don't know what a burrito is, so I'd choose the sandwich bag.

Though I don't think a hotdog is a sandwich. A sandwich requires two slices of bread and hotdogs are on a whole bun. The rest I'm not sure about.

[lovebombing]

But then what makes an open-faced sandwich a sandwich then if it only has one piece of bread

@mr. viper

[penaltypoints]

[ To think that Yesod was contemplating approaching Sampo regarding his knowledge of Sephirah maintenance... despite skibidi... ]

It seems that such questions are an ongoing debate. What prompted this?

[lovebombing]

Bored!



And hungry. A horrible combo

@big bombers

[kidobutai]

I don't think I've ever had a burrito, so I suppose the sandwiches. I sell the bag to the highest bidder as well. Or find a way to reverse engineer it to create more.

[lovebombing]

Did I just reply to myself just now how is this happening