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[lovebombing]

I have a thought experiment for you all! Something to spark the brain juices

There are two magic bags

One bag will produce any sandwich you want, anytime you want

The other will produce any burrito you want, anytime you want

You may choose one

If you choose the sandwich bag, you can never have a burrito again. If you choose the burrito bag, you can never have a sandwich again.

Which do you choose?


(For some extra help, fam. Things to consider!)

Are hotdogs sandwiches? Is an open-faced sandwich "a sandwich"? Is an eggroll a burrito? Which bag do quesadillas come out of? What's a veggie wrap?

Also, could you make the argument that a pizza an open-faced sandwich?

Comments

[lovebombing]

You can't just say that and not drop the name of the sandwich

I had to actually look up the name of this thing.

[soft_shelled]

Ah I called it the Toasted-Avocado Baco-Bagel-Rito. The pinnacle of breakfast sandwiches.

[lovebombing]

And you


MADE this thing?


And DIDN'T die?

[soft_shelled]

Made it twice, ate it once, yes.

It was delicious and not deadly.

[lovebombing]

Do you have the stomach of a raccoon

[soft_shelled]

Of a turtle, if you want to be completely accurate.

[lovebombing]

Wouldn't you eat just salads in that case though

[soft_shelled]

The Apalone spinifera species of turtle is actually omnivorous, eating fish, invertebrates, and mussels as well as plants.

... Also I'm part human, so that's a factor as well.