@moneybags

[lovebombing]

I have a thought experiment for you all! Something to spark the brain juices

There are two magic bags

One bag will produce any sandwich you want, anytime you want

The other will produce any burrito you want, anytime you want

You may choose one

If you choose the sandwich bag, you can never have a burrito again. If you choose the burrito bag, you can never have a sandwich again.

Which do you choose?


(For some extra help, fam. Things to consider!)

Are hotdogs sandwiches? Is an open-faced sandwich "a sandwich"? Is an eggroll a burrito? Which bag do quesadillas come out of? What's a veggie wrap?

Also, could you make the argument that a pizza an open-faced sandwich?

Comments

un: draconic

[belli]

which offers more meat?

[lovebombing]

Depends on the sandwich and burrito my friend

[belli]

i have never eaten a burrito before.

do they exist within this city?

[lovebombing]

Sure! Not as popular as anything but there's definitely some places here and there. Worth a try if ya ask me

[belli]

i must try it first before i can give you an answer.

[lovebombing]

Go for it! And let me know! I'm all ears

[belli]

i shall have my human servant procure one for me.

[lovebombing]

You can afford a servant? In THIS economy?

[belli]

afford?

i need not pay for him.

[ don't be silly. ]

[lovebombing]

Oh

Huh




Congrats on your relationship

[belli]

[ ? ]

is it something that needs to be congratulated?

[lovebombing]

Yeah because you found a whole

Master and


Servant


You know, I can't type this! There might be kids watching!

[belli]

oh.

you misunderstand. it is not a sexual relationship. my human servant is already in a committed relationship.

[lovebombing]

Huh

So he just likes serving you I guess. Platonically

[belli]

yes, he is quite obedient, if not necessarily useful.

[lovebombing]

Then why do you have him then....

[belli]

for errands. [ like fetching him a burrito, as an example. ]

[lovebombing]

Do you pay him

[belli]

no.

[lovebombing]

Your servant is getting a pretty poor deal if you ask me

[belli]

it is nothing short of an honor for him to serve me.

[lovebombing]

Honor. What a word

I like honor that comes with a paycheck like a guy HAS to make a living

[belli]

then i suppose it works out well for you that you are not mine servant.

[lovebombing]

Yeah if you paid well i might be

But alas. money DOES make the world go round

[belli]

ha.

tell me, what are you capable of?