[text] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Ah the seasons are changing, and even with the work on Kyoto to do? Donnie is getting restless, and really he needs something more to focus on. Something to keep him busy. So he's going to address the Outsiders with an inquiry.]

So, how many people use guns here? And how many of you don't know how to field or detail dress them?

[Donatello, you need to say why you're asking this.]

What I'm asking is well, I need something to keep my hands busy, so I am offering to do any dressing of guns for anyone who needs it done. Or doesn't want to do it themselves?

Also I've been helping around the current base, that's not exactly enough okay.

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[kaizou]

NO IT WAS A QUESTION

DO YOU WANNA

BUT I GUESS THAT'S A NO

TOO BAD

[soft_shelled]

I'm pretty sure I told you I don't work on living things?

[kaizou]

YEAH BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND BY NOW

[soft_shelled]

If I haven't changed my mind in my sixteen years of life, I'm not changing it now.

[kaizou]

PEOPLE CAN ALWAYS CHANGE

YOU DON'T ALWAYS THINK YOU CAN

OR EXPECT IT

BUT EVEN AFTER THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF LIVING

SOMETIMES SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT CHANGES WHAT YOU KNOW

WHEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN IMAGINE BEFORE THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING NEW TO KNOW

WHAT I MEAN IS

I'LL ASK AGAIN NEXT MONTH

🤣

[soft_shelled]

No, I know I won't budge on this.

I don't like squishy things.

[He's got texture issues, Gigan!]

[kaizou]

HUH REALLY

BUT YOU ARE A SQUISHY THING

[soft_shelled]

And? It's not like I have to touch the squishy bits of myself.

[kaizou]

WHAT

OF COURSE YOU DO

[soft_shelled]

Not with my hands.

[kaizou]

WHAT ABOUT TAKING A SHOWER

[There is a miscommunication happening here as to which bits are the Squishy Bits.]

[soft_shelled]

What about it?

[Donnie is built like a turtle, everything stays inside.]

[kaizou]

YOU DON'T WASH YOUR ARMS AND STUFF

THOSE ARE SQUISHY

[soft_shelled]

That's a different kind of squishy. I'm talking like, organs and blood squishy.

[kaizou]

OH I GET IT

ALL ORGANIC PARTS ARE PRETTY SQUISHY THOUGH

JUST SOME MORE THAN OTHERS

YOU'RE THE TYPE WHO LIKES MACHINES MORE THAN ORGANIC

RIGHT

[soft_shelled]

Correct.

Medical science isn't something I care to dabble in.

[kaizou]

ISN'T IT WEIRD TO LIKE GUNS IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOD

THAT'S WHAT GUNS DO

I GUESS FROM FAR AWAY THOUGH SO THAT KINDA MAKES SENSE

[soft_shelled]

Mm, well I've only shot one... Person in my life? And he didn't really bleed?

[kaizou]

WAS HE A ROBOT

[soft_shelled]

No he was an alien wearing an exo-armor.

[kaizou]

YOU'RE FROM EARTH RIGHT

ALIENS LOVE INVADING EARTH AND EARTH PEOPLE LOVE SHOOTING THEM

WAS HE TRYING TO TAKE EARTH FOR HIS PEOPLE

[soft_shelled]

Earth born and raised, yes.

And it was more like... He wanted to destroy the Earth? Considering, he and his kind were trapped in another dimension after their first attempt at going after the planet.

[kaizou]

EARTH SEEMS LIKE IT CAN'T DEFEND ITSELF BUT YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT IT

I SHOULD KNOW

DID YOU KILL THE ALIENS

[soft_shelled]

It's kind of a family thing, to protect the planet, at least for me.

... And no, well not all of them? One of them was trapped in their ship that we exploded, the second one ended up in government custody and the leader we kind of had to reseal in that other dimension.

[Why is it so easy to tell this to Gigan? Probably because he just asks and doesn't seem to pry for details.]

[kaizou]

OH LIKE ZONE FIGHTER

[Sure, just like that, everyone understands that reference. Definitely!]

YOU STOPPED THEM EITHER WAY SO NOT BAD

GOOD THING THEY ONLY SENT THREE

MUST'VE BEEN A SCOUTING MISSION RIGHT

EVEN I COULDN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH ALL BY MYSELF

DID YOU GET A REWARD