[text] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[soft_shelled]

[Ah the seasons are changing, and even with the work on Kyoto to do? Donnie is getting restless, and really he needs something more to focus on. Something to keep him busy. So he's going to address the Outsiders with an inquiry.]

So, how many people use guns here? And how many of you don't know how to field or detail dress them?

[Donatello, you need to say why you're asking this.]

What I'm asking is well, I need something to keep my hands busy, so I am offering to do any dressing of guns for anyone who needs it done. Or doesn't want to do it themselves?

Also I've been helping around the current base, that's not exactly enough okay.

Comments

[soft_shelled]

What about it?

[Donnie is built like a turtle, everything stays inside.]

[kaizou]

YOU DON'T WASH YOUR ARMS AND STUFF

THOSE ARE SQUISHY

[soft_shelled]

That's a different kind of squishy. I'm talking like, organs and blood squishy.

[kaizou]

OH I GET IT

ALL ORGANIC PARTS ARE PRETTY SQUISHY THOUGH

JUST SOME MORE THAN OTHERS

YOU'RE THE TYPE WHO LIKES MACHINES MORE THAN ORGANIC

RIGHT

[soft_shelled]

Correct.

Medical science isn't something I care to dabble in.

[kaizou]

ISN'T IT WEIRD TO LIKE GUNS IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOD

THAT'S WHAT GUNS DO

I GUESS FROM FAR AWAY THOUGH SO THAT KINDA MAKES SENSE

[soft_shelled]

Mm, well I've only shot one... Person in my life? And he didn't really bleed?

[kaizou]

WAS HE A ROBOT

[soft_shelled]

No he was an alien wearing an exo-armor.

[kaizou]

YOU'RE FROM EARTH RIGHT

ALIENS LOVE INVADING EARTH AND EARTH PEOPLE LOVE SHOOTING THEM

WAS HE TRYING TO TAKE EARTH FOR HIS PEOPLE

[soft_shelled]

Earth born and raised, yes.

And it was more like... He wanted to destroy the Earth? Considering, he and his kind were trapped in another dimension after their first attempt at going after the planet.

[kaizou]

EARTH SEEMS LIKE IT CAN'T DEFEND ITSELF BUT YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT IT

I SHOULD KNOW

DID YOU KILL THE ALIENS

[soft_shelled]

It's kind of a family thing, to protect the planet, at least for me.

... And no, well not all of them? One of them was trapped in their ship that we exploded, the second one ended up in government custody and the leader we kind of had to reseal in that other dimension.

[Why is it so easy to tell this to Gigan? Probably because he just asks and doesn't seem to pry for details.]

[kaizou]

OH LIKE ZONE FIGHTER

[Sure, just like that, everyone understands that reference. Definitely!]

YOU STOPPED THEM EITHER WAY SO NOT BAD

GOOD THING THEY ONLY SENT THREE

MUST'VE BEEN A SCOUTING MISSION RIGHT

EVEN I COULDN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH ALL BY MYSELF

DID YOU GET A REWARD

[soft_shelled]

No, that was all of them. Apparently, the rest of their species died in the Prison Dimension before they got free.

[Also lol, a reward.]

A reward would mean that humans know about us and wouldn't want to do horrible things to us because we're not human.

[kaizou]

I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU SAID THAT

THE GOVERNMENT GOT THE ALIEN

THAT MEANS THEY KNEW ABOUT THE ALIENS

BUT IF THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

HOW DO THEY THINK THE ALIENS GOT BEATEN

ON THE EARTH I KNOW THE HUMANS KNOW ABOUT GODZILLA

AND THE OTHER KAIJU

[soft_shelled]

I don't know? I mean, we did fight the leader over New York City and it wasn't exactly subtle...

[The fact that it's possible that people ended up filming the fight didn't occur to Donnie.]

And yeah, well... Godzilla is a big idiot, no wonder people know about him.

[kaizou]

🤣🤣🤣

WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME

GODZILLA IN MY WORLDLINE IS DIFFERENT FROM THE GODZILLA HERE

BUT I HAVE TO HEAR THIS

[soft_shelled]

He apparently can't understand that mutants are not the same thing as kaiju.

[YES STILL SALTY ABOUT THAT, even though it's been months.]

[kaizou]

YOU CAN BE A KAIJU AND A MUTANT OR JUST A KAIJU OR JUST A MUTANT

DID HE CALL YOU A KAIJU

YOU'RE NOT BIG ENOUGH

NEITHER AM I RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT

[soft_shelled]

From what I got, he assumed I am the same as him. Even after I told him that I am just a mutant.

[kaizou]

HE WAS PROBABLY HOPING IT

I THINK HE MISSES OTHER KAIJU

LIKE YOU MISS OTHER TURTLES

[soft_shelled]

I don't miss them, I just think my family would be a good asset to have here.

[kaizou]

OH I THOUGHT YOU DID

I DON'T KNOW HOW TURTLES FEEL ABOUT THEIR FAMILIES

LIKE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS OR NOT

DEPENDS ON THE SPECIES MOST OF THE TIME

[soft_shelled]

Well if I was just a normal turtle, I probably wouldn't know any of my family. Since my species of turtle is very territorial.