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Donatello "Donnie" Hamato ([personal profile] soft_shelled) wrote in [community profile] synnet2025-03-10 11:34 pm

[text] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[Ah the seasons are changing, and even with the work on Kyoto to do? Donnie is getting restless, and really he needs something more to focus on. Something to keep him busy. So he's going to address the Outsiders with an inquiry.]

So, how many people use guns here? And how many of you don't know how to field or detail dress them?

[Donatello, you need to say why you're asking this.]

What I'm asking is well, I need something to keep my hands busy, so I am offering to do any dressing of guns for anyone who needs it done. Or doesn't want to do it themselves?

Also I've been helping around the current base, that's not exactly enough okay.
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
EVEN THOUGH YOU NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP YOUR HANDS BUSY RIGHT NOW

WHAT HAPPENED ANYWAY

SOMETHING BAD

I GUESS ACTUALLY A LOT OF BAD THINGS HAPPENED NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
kaizou: (zzz stay excellent)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
OH IS THAT TURTLE MATING SEASON

DO TURTLES HAVE MATING SEASON

THE INTERNET SAYS IT IS

ONE SEC I'M WATCHING THESE VIDEOS OF IT
kaizou: (zzz make ex-girlfriends confused)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
HUMANS HAVE A MATING SEASON TOO

IT'S ALL DAY EVERY DAY

SO IF YOU LIKE HUMANS I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
kaizou: (zzz fed up with life? you're wrong)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH YOU'RE LIKE THAT HUH

THAT MUST SUCK
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE VERY EASY RIGHT

YOU LIKE MACHINES BETTER
kaizou: (zzz international geopolitics)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH LIKE THAT

YOU DON'T LIKE ANY PEOPLE HERE YET

CUZ IT'S NOT SO EASY FOR YOU TO LIKE THEM
kaizou: (zzz the jokes of aromatherapy)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
EVERYONE LIKES KAEDE

ME TOO
kaizou: (zzz sexual harassment is simple)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I NEVER TASTED HER BEFORE

SHE'S NICE BUT NOT TOO NICE

SO IT'S EXTRA NICE WHEN SHE'S NICE TO YOU

SINCE SHE'S NOT JUST NICE TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME
kaizou: (zzz Earthlings everywhere!)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
OH I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE

I LIKE THAT

SPICY

I GUESS PEOPLE CAN ALSO BE SOUR OR BITTER OR SWEET

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

WHY DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE TASTE SO MUCH WHEN THEY MEAN THEIR PERSONALITY

I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOUR
kaizou: (zzz sell love hate buns)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I MEANT THE PERSONALITY

I WAS DOING THE THING TOO

MOST THINGS DON'T TASTE LIKE MUCH TO ME ANYWAY

BUT I'M NOT GONNA EAT YOU PROBABLY